Here’s Whitney Port filming scenes in Miami for her new reality show The City, and wow, this is exactly like real life. I mean, a dude in a black T-Shirt always randomly appears to tell me what to say and to whom. Wait, here he comes now. Drink at my desk until I make out with the stapler? On it! Seriously, that guy is awesome and definitely not a figment of my imagination if you don’t count the fact he’s a giant squirrel with wings.