Sharon Stone is killing me! I love this picture so, so much. I love the fug, ridiculous dress, I love that Sharon is mid-cackle in the photo, I love that she accessorized with a leather jacket and a top hat. This bitch is so crazy, this outfit barely scratches the damn surface. Oops… correction: the fug, sheer bottom is actually a pair of pants, not a skirt. Who the fug makes this junk?

Apparently, the dress is Dior Haute Couture - which, you know, sucks for Dior. You want Crazy McCackle to show off your designs? Uh, no. Sharon wore this get-up to the Elton John AIDS Foundation’s “An Enduring Vision” benefit in New York City on Monday night. On the red carpet, there is picture after picture of Sharon with the leather jacket covering her up. There’s only one picture of this - which I guess means that Sharon knew the outfit was fug, and she just decided to laugh about it.

Okay, now I’ll be nice to Crazy Pants. Sharon was being honored at the event for her tireless work with HIV/AIDS charities. She really does believe in her AIDS work, and I applaud her for it. It’s not some flash in the pan involvement - she’s been deeply commited to a wide range of AIDS charities for decades now. She and President Bill Clinton were both honorees last night, and Elton John didn’t cancel his appearance at the event either, even though he’s been very sick with an E. coli infection. Anderson Cooper was the M.C. of the event, and you know he cracked a joke or two about the Crazy Pants.