Well, in case you haven’t heard there was a huge Perez Hilton Will.I.Am slash Black Eyed Peas fallout last night at the Much Music awards, which apparently left Perez Hilton a sad douchy panda and allegedly assaulted.

In a 11 29447557373 minute account of what supposedly went down, Perez Hilton took to his…yep…his blog to fill us all in on the alleged argument and attack by the manager of the Black Eyed Pea.

There was a verbal altercation, which led to an eventual punching of a face of doucheness. Now, granted one can spew a bunch of words to get someone worked up, but is a good punch in the face really the right thing to do?

At any rate, Pretzel is pissed and rants,

“I’ve been doing this for five years now and nothing like this has ever happened to me.” “Will.i.am made a video and he lied. Will.i.am is a coward and a disgusting human being for lying.”

“I have 10 million plus people that visit my website every day. I don’t need press, I don’t need publicity. I don’t need or want this. I didn’t ask for this. I didn’t deserve this. I like writing about other people’s drama, I don’t want drama in my own life…”

According to Perez, Will.i.am said, “I need you to never write about my band on your website again…”

“He’s like ‘you need to respect me…’”

“‘You know what, no… I don’t respect you.’

“That’s when I made the split second decision that I was going to say the worst possible thing that thug would ever want to hear. I was standing my ground without being violent or physical which I would never do. I told him, ‘you know what, I don’t need to respect you, and you’re a fag. You’re gay and stop being such a faggot. I knew it was going to set him off but I didn’t want to get into a fight with this person. We leave the club. As soon as we leave, there’s Will.i.am again outside the club. He followed us outside. Then his manager, Polo.. from behind comes up to me, clocks me in the eye right here and punches me two or three times…I am in shock… I touch my eye and it was bleeding. I think my eye might be falling out of my head…Nothing like this has ever happened before. It is unacceptable and talk about unprofessional…”

So, thoughts on this drama? Well now, Pretzel knows what the “boom boom boom” is now! Boom, boom, POW!

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