No one’s ever accused Megan Fox of being the brightest bulb in the pack, but this is one of her better decisions. Megan has confirmed that she is back with Brian Austin Green, her on-again/off-again live-in boyfriend/fiance. But, alas! She will not marry him. But she still wants to call him her fiance, and claims that they’re still engaged. Classic.

Megan says that she’s impulsive, and she loves David, but she’s not ready to get married just yet. Well, the fanboys will be happy. Even though I’m not Megan’s biggest fan, even I think she could do better than Brian Austin Green. The Sun has more:

There’s mixed news for Megan Fox fans.

While the stunning Transformers babe has confirmed she’s back in the arms of fiancé Brian Austin Green, she insisted she won’t be marrying him.

And yet, bafflingly, the on/off lovebirds remain engaged.

In a confusing declaration of her love for Brian, Megan said: “I’m not going to be married – I’m not the marrying type.

“I know people will say, ‘Why are you engaged if you’re not the marrying type?’”

“I am impulsive and I love my boyfriend, but I have no plans of getting married any time soon.”

The actress split from Brian in February, but the couple reportedly patched up their differences just days later.

Brian, consider yourself among the world’s luckiest men...

[From The Sun]

In interviews, Megan seems like a girl with really low self-esteem, so that could be one explanation for why she’s staying with Brian – she simply doesn’t realize she could do better. Here’s one thing I really don’t understand about the fanboys’ devotion to Megan – she’s had a ton of plastic surgery, right? She looks different every time I see a picture of her. Her lips inflate and deflate and her nose has changed about three times. It can’t all be make-up and grooming, although she does need to stop over-plucking her eyebrows. I guess those little details don’t matter to the fanboys… or to David Austin Green.

Here’s Megan on March 26th in L.A. Images thanks to Fame Pictures .