I really shouldn’t come out against OK! Magazine. They’re trying, they’re doing their best to be both an ass-kissing budget People Mag, while still retaining the cheap, cheesiness of a tabloid like Star Magazine. OK does get some exclusives, mostly from Kendra Wilkinson and the Kardashians, and occasionally they break a decent story. But I’ve been hearing for months that OK is on the verge of bankruptcy, and that there isn’t enough money coming in to support this schizophrenic half-tabloid/half-celebrity-ass-kiss magazine. So how, I wonder, are they going to get $1 million for Lindsay Lohan’s interview?

That’s right. According to many sources, Lindsay has sold her first post-jail/post-rehab interview to OK Magazine. For $1 million! Oh, this crackhead.

Lindsay Lohan has been offered $1 million for her first post-jail interview by OK! magazine, sources tell the Hollywood Reporter. She is also set to collect a slew of appearance fees and paychecks for stories of her time inside.

The first interview could come sooner than expected as Lindsay is set for an early release from rehab, possibly later this week. She left jail and entered rehab on August 2 and was supposed to stay for 90 days.

Doctors reportedly think her drug and psychiatric problems require less inpatient care than previously thought, but a judge will have to sign off on an early release from her rehab sentence.

While Lindsay will be shooting two low-budget films (’Inferno’ and ‘Machete’) after rehab, her real source of income will be non-film work, sources tell THR. Just before her incarceration, Lindsay shot a series of Facebook greeting card messages and did several nearly-nude photo shoots.

She also tweeted ads for money and did a paid milkshake shop appearance.

[From Huffington Post]

And that’s what all of this has been about – Lindsay needs to make some money. Lindsay needs to hustle. The crackhead is doing fine, according to Mother Crackhead, just as long as the money keeps coming in. Speaking of Mother Crackhead, I would love to know how she’s been supporting herself in this past year. Lindsay hasn’t had that much money coming in, and I have no idea if she’s been paying Dina’s bills all this time.

By the way, you know that Lindsay was keeping a Jailhouse Crackhead Diary too, right? And that some tabloid is probably going to publish it. It’s going to be epic, you know.

My favorite photos of Lindsay ever, from October 2009. Credit: WENN.