This is just a little story to make your day a little better. Lindsay was apparently tired of chunnels, so she left Paris and London and came back to LA. She’s been keeping a low profile for a few days, but she went out last night to the club Trousdale. Where she was promptly denied entrance. Chuckle. The security dudes kept Lindsay waiting for fifteen minutes, in which you can see from the photos, her crackface just got madder and madder. When they finally did let her in, she stayed for a few minutes and then left. She spent the rest of evening rage-tweeting:

Poor Lindsay Lohan. The actress attempted to hit new Hollywood hot spot Trousdale last night but was held up at the velvet rope. And not just for a minute…security had the audacity to make L.L. wait in line for 15 minutes (gasp!) while paps snapped away.

Obviously the bouncers hadn’t seen I Know Who Killed Me.

So what was the problem? Trousdale was hosting a private party, and apparently Linds wasn’t on the list.

“Last night was a private event with a guest list,” a club rep tells me. “The lounge is open for business on Tuesdays, Fridays and Saturdays, so any events on other nights are private.”

She eventually got in, but didn’t stay long. Of course, she took to Twitter to vent about the whole ordeal.

“I’ve never been treated so poorly in my life, this is why I never come to LA- isn’t security, after I respect them and their work and tip,” she first wrote.

“That was scary, mean, arrogant, and unnecessarily aggressive. I pick new york jus like Jay-Z…… Wouldn’t you?” she added.

According to her tweets, she was simply trying to visit a friend who was there from NYC.
Whatever you say, Lindsay!

Looks like Kat Von D had the good sense to RSVP…the L.A. Ink star was inside partying with no problem.

[From E! News]

Of course it was more fun when Lindsay was crack tweeting about Samantha Ronson on a daily basis, but we have to make do with what little pearls of laughter we can get. I love when Lindsay gets indignant. There are few things funnier than a girl who is beyond a “nobody” and is actually a “has-been” who thinks that she’s still the queen diva star. “That was scary, mean, arrogant, and unnecessarily aggressive” – um, no bitch, they just wouldn’t let you into a private party… temporarily. What will Lindsay’s next move be? Breaking into your child’s birthday party with a bottle of Jagermeister and a crack pipe, screaming “You can’t do this, I worked for Ungaro, BITCHES!!” You laugh because it’s true!

Lindsay Lohan on March 18, 2010 in LA, credit: Pacific Coast News. Screencaps of tweets courtesy of Lohan‘s Twitter.