Papa Lohan may have shut down his personal webpage, but you KNEW that wasn’t going to hold him back from a computer keyboard. Big Papa is pissed that his stick thin daughter is creating a deeper friendship with songbird Lily Allen. So what does pissed off Papa Lohan do? Take to his Twitter account, that’s what! With his polka-dotted pink panties shoved far up his butt crack, Papa Lohan tweets:

my daughter needs help. please, reach out to her it saddens ALl of us. godbless

how long do we have to sit back and wait for something tragic to happen?

Papa Lohan needs a freakin’ Xanax. Pop a pill and chill the eff out. Plain and simple. Lindsay is a grown adult and is surely NOT going to listen to her psychotic father. If anything Papa Lohan is just making a mountain out of a mole hill.

We’ll be keeping our eyes peeled on SamRon and LiLo’s Myspace blogs.

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