CB and I were just debating whether Kim Kardashian had ever gotten peed on for sexual purposes. That was the rumor at the time of the sex tape drama between Kim and Ray J. Since neither CB or I have seen the full sex tape, we don’t know first hand, so we’re just going with what was reported – apparently, the “golden shower” scene was cut out of the Vivid Entertainment release of the sex tape. Allegedly, Kim always denied that Ray J peed on her on tape, although she denied the existence of the tape for a while too.

Anyway, all of that discussion was about whether to call this “Kim Kardashian gets peed on – again”. You see, Kim went to visit Ashton Kutcher in her production offices, and she met the magician Dynamo and his monkey friend. Long story short, the monkey peed on her, but it’s okay because the monkey pooped on Ashton. Ah, to be a monkey.

There’s no denying animal instincts.

Kim Kardashian learned that lesson the hard way when she visited the offices of Katalyst where pal Ashton Kutcher was filming. While there, Kardashian was treated to a show by the magician Dynamo, who made a monkey appear. At first, Kardashian found the simian “cute” – that is, until the furry friend peed on her.

Kardashian shared a photo of the offending animal on her blog, adding: “Ashton said the monkey had pooped on him, so I didn’t feel too bad, haha. Gross little monkey!”

On the upside, Kardashian wrote, “This magician was amazing, though. He did the craziest card tricks!”

[From People]

Yes, Kim tweeted all of this, which brings me to the second part of this story. Did you know Kim makes thousands of dollars per tweet? It’s because Kim works out promotional deals with advertisers, and mentions certain brands in her tweets often enough to make it seem like she’s formally shilling for certain companies:

Some might question her apparent celebrity status, however Kim Kardashian certainly seems to have acquired some pulling power. According to a report out this week, the U.S. socialite allegedly commands up to $10,000 (£6,300) for every tweet she posts on her Twitter account as part of her contract with in-stream advertising company Ad.ly.

Kim, 29, is the highest earner on the company’s books and the most popular on their roster of celebrity tweeters. The former best friend of Paris Hilton currently has over 2million followers on Twitter and Ad.ly have put her tweeting services up for hire alongside U.S. stars such as Lauren Conrad and Dr. Drew.

It is thought some of Kardashian’s advertisers include Reebok EasyTone and Carl’s Jr, the fast food chain. The reality TV star often mentions using products from both companies, in fact out of 30 tweets on her page, five mention products from either company.

Which means, if the reports of her earnings per post are to be believed, she was paid $50,000. Derek Rey, co-founder of Ad.ly, told U.S. website PRNewser that Kardashian can command $10,000 per tweet and that his company limits its publishers – as it calls Kardashian – to one paid tweet per day so as to not alienate her audience.

‘We’re not a polluter,’ Rey said.

Kim recently signed a deal with Carl’s Jr, which Rey states is not an advertiser with Ad.ly, appearing in a raunchy advertisement for their new salad range.

[From The Daily Mail]

Two million followers? Who are these people? It better not be any of you! I just looked at Kim’s Twitter feed, and it is supremely boring. Why do people follow her? She has literally nothing important to say. It’s not even funny-dumb like Jessica Simpson’s Twitter. And getting paid to mention stuff in your tweets? It’s like the end of the world is just coming, and you people are doing nothing about it!

Photo of Kim and the monkey courtesy of Us Weekly.