Jesus Luz really doesn’t look bad at all, does he? He’s not really my type in general, but I like that he looks toned and strong, but he doesn’t go overboard. Of course, it’s kind of easy for a 23 (24?) year old to have a nice body. And this isn’t the first time I’ve seen him shirtless – or even naked (NSFW pic here). But I haven’t seen his naked junk in a while, and I like to keep up. From this distance, you can’t even tall he’s slightly cross-eyed. YAY! And I’m glad he took out the cornrows.

Anyway, this is Jesus’s life. He’s in Rio hangin’ at the beach while mom his girlfriend is working all over, directing and screenwriting W.E. (her film about Wallis Simpson, the Duchess of Windsor) and giving the British people a tremendous amount of angst. Apparently, Madonna has set her sights on the dear departed Queen Mum, Queen Elizabeth (the widow of King George VI and mother of the current QE II). According to sources close to production on W.E., the Queen Mum is sort of the villain in Madonna’s story. Yikes. That’s not the way to make friends with the aristocrats, Madge! Here she is, being a “director” the other day:

Jesus Luz in Rio on Sept. 2, 2010. Madge on August 30, 2010. Credit: Fame.