Well, this was expected. A pose off! Cue Zoolander soundtrack. No, it’s fine. Here’s Jennifer Aniston and Gerard Butler at today’s Bounty Hunter premiere in London. She’s wearing some kind of gray-silver minidress with a black coat, he’s wearing a nice gray suit. They make a very attractive middle-aged couple. Since yesterday was a day for two big AnisBut posts (their W Magazine cover and Gerard talking about some bush-trimming), I’m just going to make up my own captions for these photos.

Gerard: Hey, Jennifer. Hey, Jenny, Jenny, Jen… pull my finger!
Jennifer: God, I wish you would shut up.

Jennifer: Is this movie going to bomb? Is it? F-ck.

Gerard: I should have brought Kaiser to this premiere. What’s that smell, by the way? Oh, it’s me.

Jennifer: Oh, God what is that? That’s disgusting Gerry. Settle down. Oh, no, can The Herpe be transferred through clothing?

Jennifer: I like to play with my hair. It’s my move. It’s my trademark. I’m going to call my perfume “Hairplay”. Get it?

Gerard Butler & Jennifer Aniston at the London premiere of Bounty Hunter on March 11, 2010. Credit: WENN.