Project Runway premieres tonight. Are you excited? I’m not. And I love the show, and I’ve watched every season. But I just feel like “meh”. I usually feel this way at the beginning, though. And then three weeks into it, I’m addicted. But Project Runway’s return is being hyped, and Heidi Klum appeared at a premiere party for it yesterday in New York. Doesn’t she look… pregnant? I don’t think she is, but that jumpsuit is all kinds of hideous and unflattering.

That brings me to an important question: does anyone even keep up with Heidi’s pregnancies anymore? I’m not saying that to be mean, it’s just that I feel like she’s been pregnant for five years. Watching Project Runway makes it worse, actually, because inevitably if she’s not pregnant in real life, she’s pregnant on the show, because they filmed it whenever. When I saw these photos, I actually had to go and check to see if she’d announced another pregnancy. If she is knocked up, it will be her… fifth? Right? Yes, her fifth. Why not?

Ugh… she’s so pretty, why do the jumpsuit? It’s like a combination of five different fashion “don’ts”. Fingers crossed that this is the season Tim Gunn calls her a crackhead to her face.

Heidi in NYC on July 28, 2010. Credit: WENN.