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		<title>Megan Fox is Still Talking</title>
		<description><![CDATA[&#160;&#160; When I talk about my husband , I feel as if people roll their eyes. It’s like when you’re 16 and order a martini, and the waiter says, ‘Do you think I’m stupid?’ They can’t grasp that I’m old enough to be married.” &#8211; Megan Fox Yes, Megan Fox. When people roll their eyes [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Joaquin Phoenix whines, snorts cocaine, hires   hookers in “documentary”</title>
		<description><![CDATA[You know what I think? I think Casey Affleck and Joaquin Phoenix are truly disappointed by the collective “meh” their “documentary” I’m Still Here has generated. Casey was in Venice to promote the film (which he directed), and was noticeably glum (c-nt) about doing press, insisting that “there is no hoax” and that everything we [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://topcelebrityheadlines.com/joaquin-phoenix-whines-snorts-cocaine-hires-hookers-in-%e2%80%9cdocumentary%e2%80%9d/</link>
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		<title>Lou Reed won’t give his permission to let Susan Boyle sing “A Perfect Day”</title>
		<description><![CDATA[I didn’t think that I would ever have the opportunity to discuss this here, but stranger things have happened. My admission: I once was a total Velvet Underground obsessive. Like, crazy for Nico, in love with Lou Reed, all of it. At some point I just kind of grew out of it, but if “White [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://topcelebrityheadlines.com/lou-reed-won%e2%80%99t-give-his-permission-to-let-susan-boyle-sing-%e2%80%9ca-perfect-day%e2%80%9d/</link>
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		<title>Lindsay Lohan Wants a Baby</title>
		<description><![CDATA[&#160;&#160;&#160; When she&#8217;s not colliding into them with moving vehicles, Lindsay Lohan secretly plans to put a baby in her uterus in hopes that it will help get her shit together, and let&#8217;s assume be used for practice in the driveway so she doesn&#8217;t almost murder somebody else&#8217;s. With her car. Like that time that [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Megan Fox complains about people “rolling their eyes” at how young she is</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Elle Magazine’s October issue is devoted to the hottest twenty-five celebrities under or around the age of 25 years old. It’s all for Elle’s 25th anniversary. The pictorial is here - it includes people like Megan McCain, Camilla Belle, Mila Kunis, Gaby Sidibe, Amanda Seyfried… and Lauren Conrad (eyeroll). Gaby Sidibe, Seyfried and Lauren Conrad [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Britney Spears releases statement about abuse, harassment allegations</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Earlier this morning, CB covered many of the details of the lawsuit Britney Spears’ former bodyguard has now filed against her. Amongst his claims &#8211; both in the lawsuit, and in his tell-all to British tabloids &#8211; was that Britney walked around naked all the time, trying to lure her bodyguards into bed, in between [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://topcelebrityheadlines.com/britney-spears-releases-statement-about-abuse-harassment-allegations/</link>
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		<title>Kevin Federline Defends Britney Spears</title>
		<description><![CDATA[&#160;&#160;&#160; Seen here being told the worst news of his life (&#8220;No chicken wings?! Girl, we out.&#8221;), Kevin Federline has stepped forward to defend Britney Spears from a new lawsuit alleging she sexually harassed a bodyguard in between ritualistic beatings of her children with a belt. Via People: &#8220;He is satisfied that the allegations are [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://topcelebrityheadlines.com/kevin-federline-defends-britney-spears/</link>
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		<title>Gwyneth Paltrow deigns to grace us with the sight of her pink bra</title>
		<description><![CDATA[It’s been forever since we’ve had a good Gwyneth Paltrow story! She went on a Goop holiday for all of August, so the peasants basically had NO IDEA what to wear, eat, go or think for like six whole weeks. Plus, Gwyneth didn’t ever deign us with her presence out in public &#8211; God knows [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Lauren Graham calls relationship with Peter Krause ’so easy’</title>
		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;m really sad that True Blood and Hung are ending this week, but there are plenty of shows I love whose fall seasons are about to premiere, particularly Parenthood, which premieres next Tuesday and partially Vampire Diaries, which premieres tonight! (I say partially as the end of VD&#8217;s first season was totally far fetched, but [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://topcelebrityheadlines.com/lauren-graham-calls-relationship-with-peter-krause-%e2%80%99so-easy%e2%80%99/</link>
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		<title>True Blood hottie Ryan Kwanten is down to earth, funny</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Ryan Kwanten is the Australian beefcake behind True Blood&#8217;s hot but dumb single-natured assistant deputy, Jason Stackhouse. I haven&#8217;t heard much from Kwanten, 33, apart from a very friendly open interview he did with a fansite. He seems like a really normal, down-to-earth guy and in this latest quick profile with US Magazine, part of [...]]]></description>
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