When she wasn’t talking about Brad Pitt again – that’s how you know she has a movie coming out – Jennifer Aniston apparently found time to make Justin Theroux shave his beard off because the first rule of Ice Vagina Club is don’t talk about Ice Vagina Club. (Rule #2: No facial hair.) Granted, he Read More …

Raccoon McPantless is still doing her underage Lolita thing. [Evil Beet]
Hack Ian Halperin is trying to take down Lady Gaga now. [PopBytes]
Bow Wow‘s baby mama is mad as hell. [Bossip]
Duchess Waity‘s upskirt on the tarmac. [IDLITW]
Jessica Alba looks pissy and pregnant. And racially ambiguous. [The Blemish]
David Hasselhoff got a part on Sons of Anarchy. [LimeLife]
Laura Linney interview – she‘s so cool. [ICYDK]
Pippa Middleton‘s leather jacket is fug. [INFDaily]
Posh Beckham‘s baby bump photographed by David. [Amy Grindhouse]
Casey Anthony offered $1 million for a TV appearance. [Radar]
Lots of excellent news about the new James Bond film: RALPH! JAVI! [ONTD]
Jaycee Dugard interview with Diane Sawyer. [Bitten and Bound]
Eva Mendes is probably boning Larry David. [Celebs]
Arrested Development movie is a go? PLEASE. [The Celebrity Café]
Michelle Rodriguez is on a boat. She‘s probably wasted too. [Hollywood Rag]
Aw, look at all of Jennifer Aniston‘s old faces! [CityRag]
Justin Timberlake‘s ESPN commercial. [Starpulse]
Review of ‘Horrible Bosses’. [Moviefone]

Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed where Snooki learns that shoving a baby bird into her purse and feeding it pickles only worked when her mom did it to her, Kate Middleton knows we saw her underwear, Robert Downey Jr. continues to be the only man alive who can pull off a man-purse and Read More …

Like every good Weston Cage story worth its weight in crazy, the tale of his wife kicking his ass has taken a twist. Not only does she admit she’s pregnant, but was drinking Sunday night when she went after him with a wine bottle, but don’t worry, they’re already back in rehab. TMZ reports:
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Here are some of the last photos from Duchess Kate and Prince William’s Canadian tour, their stop in Calgary. For her arrival, Kate wore this yellow dress by Jenny Packham, who is the same designer who did Kate’s memorable blush-pink, sparkly evening gown several weeks ago. I wouldn’t think Kate could pull off this butter-yellow color, being a brunette and all, but it works on her, and I even find it flattering. I like the full skirt too – it flatters her slender legs, and I’m not left wincing. The only part of the dress I don’t like are those enormous buttons. What the button?!?

After the arrival in yellow, Kate donned her favorite pair of skinny jeans, a cute cowgirl blouse, and an enormous cowboy hat, all for a photo op at a rodeo. Kate just has one of those faces where she can basically wear any kind of hat. Very few women have that kind of face, and it’s amazing that those ladies who can wear the hell out of any hat somehow find their way into the royal family. I wonder if it’s a prerequisite for royal girlfriends? “Must look good in a hat.” As for Will… he’s not a hat person. He looks like an ass in his cowboy hot. But the duchess was generous to him – apparently, she motioned to the men in chaps and whispered to Will, “We should get you in a pair of these!” OH BEHAVE, Duchess! Damn, girl. You like your men in CHAPS?

Photos courtesy of Pacific Coast News.

These are new photos of Rebecca Gayheart, out and about in LA yesterday. As you can see, Fame Pictures has drawn a giant red circle around Rebecca’s belly, so you know there’s a story! I seriously think Fame might have gotten it right on this one, though – that doesn’t look like a little bloat, or just a breeze. That looks like a full-on baby bump, maybe three to four months along. Rebecca and her husband Eric Dane welcomed their daughter Billie last year – March 2010. So Billie is… something like 16 months old. If Rebecca is knocked up, it’s not quite an Irish twin situation. I wonder if she’ll smoke for this pregnancy?

Meanwhile, guess who else is pregnant? Kari Ann Peniche, the beauty queen/drug dealer/madam/hooker who was the third person in Eric and Rebecca’s naked hanging-out non-sex tape. We know Kari Ann is pregnant because her estranged husband went to court to ensure that Kari gets the kid a paternity test, because of all of the dudes she’s been boning while they’ve been married. Wouldn’t it be funny (and sad, but mostly funny) if Eric was the father of Kari Ann’s baby too? Ha!

Photos courtesy of Fame.

Because this story isn’t fucked up enough, lightning apparently struck the makeshift Caylee Anthony memorial just hours after Casey Anthony was sentenced yesterday for lying to police officers about her dead daughter because innocent people do that. Anyway, you can only guess the type of quotes flooding into the local paper already:
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Oh, are you bitches in for a special treat today. I rarely write any of the Nadya “OctoMom” Suleman stories, so for a very special Friday gift, I shall share my thoughts. Those thoughts? “Can we stop paying attention to this bitch already?” Recently, it was widely reported that Nadya had said in an interview that she “hated” her babies and that they “disgusted” her. Nadya later claimed that those quotes were made up, but her credibility is absolutely zero, so who knows? This morning, Nadya appeared on the Today show and… well, I don’t even know. I tend to ignore the “reality show” crazy of people like Nadya, Casey Anthony, etc, because my little brain can’t even comprehend how these monsters can exist and function out there in the world. Nadya contradicts her story so many times in just a few minutes:

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Nadya Suleman has gotten her wish for a large family — but it has come with an even larger price tag. It costs a reported $15,000 a month for Suleman — also known as “Octomom’’ — to support her 14 children, including the octuplets that brought her into national prominence and ignited a firestorm of criticism 2 ½ years ago. The single mother gave Amy Robach a look into her chaotic home life in a four-bedroom house in La Hambra, Calif., before bringing the octuplets and one of her older children for an exclusive visit with TODAY’s Ann Curry in Studio 1A on Friday.

TODAY got a taste of the mayhem: Ann had one of the octuplets in her lap as another crashed off the side of the set, and another ended up in Matt Lauer’s anchor chair while being watched by Natalie Morales. Suleman said that they are normally well-behaved but only had two hours of sleep while traveling to New York. After struggling to support the brood, Suleman secured professional management a month ago and said that she has since been able to generate revenue with appearances and celebrity boxing matches. She said she’s also been a fitness trainer.

Despite her financial difficulties, Suleman said she would never opt for public assistance.

“I’ve never in my life been on (public assistance), and I never would,” she told TODAY, though in 2009 her then-publicist said she was receiving food stamps. “I would feel like a failure as a mother and as a human being.”

The cost of trying to meet that monthly $15,000 bill has led Suleman down some humiliating paths, including a fetish video. In the video, Suleman is wearing a black bondage corset and cracking a whip on the backside of a tattooed adult man who is outfitted in a diaper and clutching a baby rattle. What’s worse: She claims she didn’t even make a dollar off the spectacle, which quickly became TMZ fodder.

“That’s one more thing on the laundry list of humiliation,’’ Suleman told Robach. “I was a little late on the mortgage. “He said, ‘You can make a couple hundred thousand dollars. You could pay off part of your house.’ I’m thinking, ‘I’ll do it.’ Well, anyway, he sold it. Total dollars earned? Zero dollars. Total lesson learned? Priceless.’’ Declaring the fetish video “one of many things I got no money for,’’ Suleman still reportedly made $28,000 in June, according to TMZ. She will also appear on HDNet’s upcoming “Celebridate,’’ a celebrity dating show in which three contestants try to win the heart of a celebrity or face elimination.

The dates on that upcoming show are the only ones on Suleman’s calendar, as she confided in Robach that she has no plans on pursuing a relationship after having avoided one for more than a decade. All of her children were conceived via in vitro fertilization, and she said that her personal life consists of taking care of them.

Suleman admitted that if she were married or had a boyfriend it may have deflected some of the anger directed at her for being an unemployed, unwed mother who continued to conceive children artificially.

“If I had a mate, that would have defused a lot of the animosity,’’ she said. “I’m the ultimate societal scapegoat, I believe.”

Still, Suleman claims she raises her children without the benefit of nannies or other help, and says that’s the way she wants it.

“I’m happier, and I feel more free than I thought I would,’’ she said. “I’m so happy I don’t have nannies. It’s harder, but I feel so much stronger. I forced myself to pull out strengths I never knew I possessed.’’

She also denied a report in a recent “In Touch’’ magazine article that she said “I hate babies. They disgust me. My older kids are animals. I can’t discipline them.’’ Suleman told TODAY she is contemplating suing “In Touch” for the piece.

“I think they should retract it because it’s all slander,” she said. “I love my children. I would do anything for my kids.”

[From Today]

And on and on. She talks a lot of self-help speak about how healthy she and the kids are and how she just wants to be left alone and how she’s just a quiet person, blah, blah. She also said that she’s working towards a license as a fitness trainer, because exercise is the way that she “self-medicates” for her “panic attacks”. I have a question, and it’s something I’m sure has been brought up before, with regards to Nadya’s mental health: is she bipolar? That’s my two-second, non-professional diagnosis of her. That, and she’s a pathological liar. I still don’t have a clear idea of exactly how she’s paying her bills.

Photos courtesy of WENN.

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