Gerard Butler and Madonna have known each other for several years, ever since Gerard worked with Guy Ritchie on RocknRolla, back when Guy and Madge were still together. Gerry even told a story about Madge giving him a B-12 shot in the ass, and they even hung out together in Brazil a few weeks ago. So, they’re friendly. Which is why I’m not sure if I buy this report from Hollywood Life. They’re claiming that Madge and Gerry “were all over each other” at a post-Oscar bash. Ugh. Apparently, Madge was “putting on the full-court press, totally charming him” (I can believe that) and Gerry was “loving the attention” (I can believe that too). Damn it, this might be true!

Move over, Jen. There’s another hot blond who may want your man!

Madonna and Gerard Butler would certainly make quite the pair – as they’re both famously sexy flirts. These two perfect matches found each other last night – and spent Oscar night getting down at Madonna’s afterparty, according to someone who was there.

Gerard attended a private bash that Madge, Demi Moore and producer Guy Oseary threw in the Hollywood Hills March 7 – and despite the very late hour, the action was steamy, we’re told. Madonna and Gerard were “all over each other,” one eyewitness tells HollywoodLife.com. “She was putting on the full-court press, totally charming him – and even challenged him to a dance-off! They were grinding in the middle of the room real close and then Demi joined in. It was hot! Gerard was loving the attention.”

After their sexy dance display, Madonna, 52, and Gerard, 40, huddled in a corner – but alas, she left alone.

Well, thank God Jen Aniston wasn’t there to witness THAT display, we say. The 41-year-old Bounty Hunter star was probably doubly glad she didn’t hit the party, given that another of her exes was there. No, not Brad Pitt – but Bradley Cooper, who tore up the dance floor with his girlfriend, Renee Zellweger.

“They were so cute,” adds our eyewitness. “After they got off the dance floor they ran to take their picture together in a photo booth.”

[From Hollywood Life]

See, I’ll buy that Madge wanted to hit that. And I’ll buy that Gerry is such a man-slut that he would literally f-ck any woman if she “stroked his ego” (“ego” = taint). But I will hold my line (“the line” = Gerry’s wang) and say that Madge isn’t even close to being Gerry’s type. He’ll bang anything that moves, but he prefers younger, darker, less scary-faced.

And, as it turns out, Madge might be interested in someone other than Gerry too (and Jesus Luz, for that matter). There were several reports circulating yesterday that Madge has her eye on model Adam Senn. We last heard from Senn when he was loosely associated with Lindsay Lohan in December. Anyway, Madge and Adam are the “faces” of D&G’s newest ad campaigns, and most people think Madge was just showing off her latest business associate rather than her latest boy-toy. But you never know.

Back to Gerry for a second – when I was looking for cute photos of him yesterday, I found these two hilarious ones of him with George Clooney and Elisabetta Canalis in one (in which Gerry looks like an a-hole), and Barbara Streisand, who looks like she could eat him up. They were seated next to each other at the Governor’s Ball!