Does everyone remember George Clooney’s latest “girlfriend”? Of course not, she’s the same as all the others. For a quick recap, a few weeks ago, right after George’s booze-and-bimbo filled 48th birthday celebration, there were rumors about George with two separate women. The first one, named “Amber” was some wannabe actress/cocktail waitress type that George met in St. Louis, as he filmed Up In the Air. The second alleged “girlfriend” is Lucy Wolvert, a 23-year-old “blonde” he met in Miami some time around his birthday. You read that right, a blonde. That’s how she’s being described, but she looks brunette to me - not so unlike the young, big-boobed brunettes Clooney seems to favor. Note to Clooney: when the girl’s less than half your age, you need to reassess your priorities.

According to The Globe (story via Showbiz Spy), Lucy is the one that’s sticking around - sorry, “Amber”. They’re claiming that George is “passionate” about Lucy and he’s invited her to move into his Los Angeles mansion. And of course, she’s perfectly willing to drop everything in her life to be with George. Because she’s 23 years old, and this is the most exciting thing that’s every happened to her:

George Clooney is planning to live with his new girlfriend.

The actor is said to be so taken with blonde cocktail waitress Lucy Wolvert, he has invited her to move in with him at his LA mansion.

“Lucy is totally smitten with George and he’s drawn to her in a passionate way,” a source told American magazine The Globe.

“They’ve started out casual, but things are moving fast and she’s told friends they’re planning to spend a large part of the summer together.”

“Besides being an amazing lover, Lucy says George is a true gentleman who really knows how to treat a lady.”

“She’s talking about moving in with George in LA which is pretty amazing considering they’ve only known each other a couple of months.”

“Everyone’s just hoping it lasts and she doesn’t get her heart broken.”

Last year, Clooney pulled the plug on his year-long relationship with Las Vegas cocktail waitress Sarah Larson.

[From The Globe via Showbiz Spy]

Ah, Sarah Larson. The cocktail waitress/escort who got away. Or got her ass booted to the curb, whichever story you believe. As I’ve said before, I wouldn’t kick Clooney out of bed. The man is gorgeous and sexy, even if his taste in women is questionable at best and almost criminal at worst. Even though I might be physically his type (brunette, big boobs), I know I have too much sense and education for Clooney. Plus, I’m not really half his age, alas. I tend to think he likes his girls not-too-bright and of course, willing to drop everything for him. So, will Lucy move in with George? If she does, she should keep her bags and boxes packed, because he’ll be done with her soon enough.

Here’s George Clooney shooting scenes for ‘Up In The Air’ at the Bally’s Casino in Las Vegas on May 14th. Images thanks to Pacific Coast News.