Here’s a little David Beckham wang to make your day a little brighter. And when I say “little” I mean “tractor exhaust pipe” to use Victoria Beckham’s words. David Beckham is still the certified bulge for Armani, and this is his latest ad. Personally, I prefer to see a white-cloth-clad wang, but that’s just me. Black underwear just slims the extraordinary size of David’s bulge, and the size is what they’re paying for, isn’t it? But perhaps Armani was just trying to get some more interest in the black briefs – after David shot ads in the white ones, there was a 50% rise in sales. David unveiled the new fall/winter campaign at Selfridge’s in London:

Soccer season may be over, but David Beckham is still driving the crowds wild!

The star turned up at Selfridge’s in London to unveil the fall/winter Emporio Armani underwear campaign to a screaming crowd, that even braved the London train strike to see Becks.

Armani says of Beckham, “David has a great sense of style and is an inspiring role model – this is what makes him the perfect partner for Emporio Armani underwear. I am very excited that David Beckham’s new campaign image was unveiled exclusively in his home country and where better than at such an iconic retail destination as Selfridges.”

[From People]

I’m kind of “meh” about David Beckham as a person and as a potential heartthrob. I get that people find him gorgeous, but he’s not my style. But I always enjoy his underwear ads. Do you think Armani would ever consider making Gerard Butler the brand’s go-to crotch? That would be heavenly.