Jezebel lets us know that this week’s In Touch claims that Charlie Sheen is back to his old tricks. The 44 year-old actor, one of the highest paid on television, has been romping with a $2,500 a night hooker, doing drugs and giving her his ATM card. Here’s Jezebel’s recap:

Charlie Sheen has been sleeping with a prostitute who charges $2500 a night. And he hasn’t been discreet: Once he gave her his ATM and PIN; once he wrote a check to cash. He likes to snort cocaine and have sex with her for hours. Allegedly.

[From Jezebel]

Charlie is set to go back to work on the set of Two and A Half Men, having delayed production while he attended rehab for the sake of his image. Radar reports that he has a new legal strategy for defending himself against the domestic violence charges still pending in Colorado – he’s going to try to make it seem like Brooke made it all up because she was too wasted to know better. A source tells Radar “We’re not talking about someone who had a few drinks. We’re talking about someone who was wasted at 8 in the morning and who smoked crack. That’s going to kill her credibility and Charlie knows it and he’s going to use it.”

We’ve heard way too many details about Brooke’s alleged addictions to alcohol and crack for them to have come from anywhere but Charlie’s camp. I think he’s been defaming her to the press in an attempt to make it seem like he’s the wronged party, when all the details point to him holding a knife to Brooke’s throat and threatening to kill her. He did the same thing to his last wife, Denise Richards, and there’s another ex girlfriend who approached the Colorado prosecutor and volunteered to testify that he assaulted her in 1996. Charlie also “accidentally” shot his then-fiance, Kelly Preston, in the arm in 1990. I don’t doubt that Brooke was probably wasted during the incident or that she has a problem with addiction, but that doesn’t mean her husband should escape the consequences for abusing her.

Brooke is supposedly not cooperating with prosecutors and can you blame her? Charlie probably told her he’d take a hit out on her and make it look like an accident, just like he did to Denise. I bet he treats that $2,500 a night hooker better than he treats Brooke. This is one man who never should have gotten married or had kids that he is in any way responsible for.