Things that occurred:

- Jennifer Love Hewitt loves cheeseburgers. I knew it! [Me]

- Ginnifer Goodwin and Chris Klein break up. Two people found that news interesting; I’ll let you guess who they are. [People]

- Jennifer Aniston says her private life is “none of your fucking business” during press junket. Meanwhile, Owen Wilson repeatedly leaves the room to get high. That actually wasn’t a joke. [USA Today]

- Mary-Kate Olsen tries to shoot down pregnancy rumors by drinking and smoking all weekend. Hope her kid likes Down Syndrome. [Page Six]