Over the weekend, Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie loaded their kids into a Chevy Suburban and drove to McDonalds. They went through the drive-thru and ordered a bajillion Happy Meals. According to US Weekly, “Pitt drove the Chevrolet Suburban, while Jolie sat shotgun (the kids stayed in the back). Bodyguards blocked the drive-thru — and anyone getting close to the family’s vehicle — as the Jolie-Pitt clan waited in line for about five minutes before they were handed their bags of food.” I swear, only the Jolie-Pitts could turn a McDonald’s excursion into a massive, international, headline-making jaunt. Every media outlet covered it! It was so weird.

Anyway, after the McDonald’s visit, many thought Angelina would be making the trip to Germany with Brad for the premiere of Inglourious Basterds. After months of rumors about how they’re splitting, or how they’re having all of these problems, I thought that they’d use the Basterds premiere stuff to temporarily end the rumors. Not so much, as it turns out. As far as I can tell, Angelina and the kids are staying home in LA for Brad’s German jaunt. At this point, I’m not even sure they even care what’s written about them.

These are new photos of the Basterds photo call in Germany. Brad, Quentin Tarantino and the cast of Basterds all posed, and all of them look like they had a rough flight, don‘t they? I can’t say that I’m loving Brad’s v-neck white t-shirt. Of course, I’m wearing one that’s quite similar right now. Is that what’s in style now? I didn’t know. It just makes Brad look like he forgot to put something over his undershirt, doesn’t it? However, I’m still loving his salt-and-pepper goatee, that thing is pretty sexy.

This might be just nit-picking, but doesn’t Brad look like he has an eye infection or something? I swear, his left eye looks a puffy and swollen, like mine get when I’ve been wearing my contacts too long.

In one final piece of Brad Pitt news, he just bought himself another bike. It’s “a heavily customised chrome bike… sporting a metal seat” and it was just delivered to his LA home today. See these Daily Mail pics - the bike looks wicked!

Images thanks to WENN.com .