Here is the just-released poster for Salt, the film starring Angelina Jolie (that could have been starring Tom Cruise). I’m kind of “meh” on the poster. They made Angelina’s eyes look so weird - her natural eye color is blue-green. On the poster they look like Robert Pattinson’s vampire contacts, all topaz-ish and dilated. Actually, I’m getting a real vampire feel from the whole image - they made her look like she just stepped out the shadows, and she’s about to bite the hell out of us. As for her hair - well, as I’ve mentioned before, of all of the crappy wigs Angelina seemed to wear for this film, I like the black banged one the best. At least they didn’t stick her on the poster in that horrible blonde one.

Beyond the image of Angelina’s big head, there’s not much else. Just “salt” written in English, and what I’m assuming is Cyrillic (the Russian alphabet). You know, because her character might be a Russian spy or something like that. It involves Vladamir Putin, a double-crossing spy, and vampires. Whoops, spoiler!

The “Who Is Salt?” website that the poster is advertising is just Sony’s official movie website. They have some additional information about the film, but not much. It doesn’t come out until next July! They should release it earlier, for goodness sake. They obviously are deep into post-production - the film could easily be completed by March or April.

Here’s the Salt trailer, once again costarring Live Schreiber, Chiwetel Ejiofor and an ugly blonde wig:

In one more piece of Brangelina news, Fox News put this story up about Brad and Angelina’s private, romantic, food-filled hotel stay after their date night at the Museum of Contemporary Art… all of it without the kids:

Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie unleashed their artsy side with a private tour of the MOCA in Downtown Los Angeles on Saturday evening, but peaced out before the gala reception had really even got underway. And it seems Hollywood’s hottest couple let the real fun begin inside their room at The Standard Downtown a few hours later.

We’re told Brangelina didn’t put any diva like displays as they drove themselves to the hotel (no security) and entered through the loading dock to avoid any possible craziness before hibernating in their room.

“They just kept ordering room service,” dished our insider. “Everyone was shocked, they ordered so much food and just kept calling up and ordering more and more.”

And no, they weren’t feeding their ever-flourishing family of six children. It was apparently just the two of them and they were having quite the party.

“Brad seemed like he’d had a few too many,” added our source. “He seemed very buzzed bouncing around while Angelina remained pretty quiet.”

And despite rumors of a rocky romance, we’re told the couple seemed very relaxed in their time together with no signs of any tension.

[From Fox News]

Do you believe it? I believe that Brad got drunk in a hotel. I believe that they ordered some food. I’ll even buy that they ordered an in-house pr0n movie. But this report has too much detail, and it seems weird. Did Fox News talk to the guy delivering the food? Doesn’t the hotel guarantee privacy? Weird.

‘Salt’ poster courtesy of JoBlo. Additional photos of Angelina Jolie on the set of ‘Salt’ on May 31, 2009. Credit: Pacific Coast News.