Someone better scoop out that Maple Fetus and make room for THE BEEF.
Despite literally risking life and limb for a ride on the Christ Coaster, Selena Gomez apparently goes goo-goo eyed for Shia LaBeouf and doesn’t care who knows it as evidenced by a video of her meeting him backstage at The Today Show that Read More …

Charlize Theron will never get married. [The Celebrity Café]
Miley Cyrus hates bras. And she‘s really, really cold. [Amy Grindhouse]
Russell Brand‘s ass crack. Enjoy. [INFDaily]
Yasmin Le Bon!! YASMIN LE BON!! [Go Fug Yourself]
Angelina Jolie takes her kids bowling. Seriously. [Celebrity Baby Scoop]
Janet Jackson looks casual and covered up. [I’m Not Obsessed]
Alicia Silverstone‘s baby Bear. [Seriously? OMG! WTF?]
Shia LaBeouf: Transformers 2 didn‘t even have a script. [Celebslam]
More photos of Linnocent‘s DrunkFace. [IDLITW]
Do you even care that your boyfriend masturbates? Meh. [The Frisky]
Remember Puck from The Real World? He was arrested. [Crazy Days and Nights]
Mark Halperin got suspended by MSNBC for calling Obama a “dick”. [Radar]
Aaron Carter says Michael Jackson gave him cocaine. [Bitten and Bound]
Hayden Panettiere is absolutely disgusting. [Celebs]
Brigitte Nielson still has pretty great legs. [Hollywood Rag]
Awesome/funny photos – I love the tiger one. [CityRag]
Joe Jonas‘s first solo video. Meh. [Starpulse]
Blake Lively is in talks for a new movie! Looks like Leo is helping her out. [Moviefone]

Apparently The Situation and I make the same face when we see tits. That’s.. that’s great.
Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed featuring Steven Tyler remembering how awesome drugs are, “I see… an angel! Ooh, tacos,” Jessica Simpson sensing marzipan, Jason Statham not at all looking like he spent the night beating Rosie Huntington-Whitely in Read More …

Call me a master detective on par with Batman – I’m serious, specifically call me that. – but I don’t know how else you interpret this quote from Josh Duhamel to mean anything but he also had sex with Megan Fox on the set of Transformers, most likely just before Shia LaBeouf became a man. Read More …

Chris Hansen and his wife

The National Enquirer claims to have hidden camera footage of Catch a Predator host Chris Hansen, 53, cheating on his wife with a 30 year-old reporter. Advance details from the issue suggest that his mistress ratted him out to The Enquirer because she was tired of waiting for him to leave his wife for her. I mean, why else would anybody pay attention to what this guy has been doing? His show has been off the air since 2007 and he works as a Dateline correspondent now.

Chris Hansen is best know for exposing Internet predators on television, but the married ‘To Catch a Predator’ host recently found himself on the other side of a hidden camera.

Thanks to a National Enquirer sting operation, Hansen’s cheating ways were exposed when he was secretly filmed sneaking behind his wife’s back while on assignment in Florida.

According to the Daily Mail, the NBC host, 51, has been engaged in a four-month affair with Kristyn Caddell, a 30-year-old news anchor for an NBC affiliate in West Palm Beach, Florida.

Hansen and Caddell were filmed having dinner together at the Ritz-Carlton in Manalapan before they both went back to Caddell’s apartment. Hansen was spotted leaving her apartment the next morning.

The couple reportedly first met when Caddell worked as an intern at the NBC offices in New York.

“Chris sends Kristyn flowers and tells her he loves her, but he still doesn’t seem all that motivated to leave his wife for her,” a source close to the couple said. “He’s telling her he loves his wife too, but they’ve grown apart over the years, and she’s not sure what he should do.”

The investigative reporter currently lives in Connecticut with his wife, Mary, and two sons, but has been sending time in Florida investigating the disappearance of James ‘Jimmy T’ Trindade.

[From Popeater]

So the mistress bought the oldest line in the book, “we’ve grown apart,” “we live separate lives” and instead of realizing that she was being played and that she should give it up and date single guys she went to the Enquirer and turned him in. (I’m assuming.) Does this guy deserve to have the tables turned on him? He’s a typical cheater, he’s not a pedophile/predator like the guys he targeted. Sure she was younger than him, but she was “30″ and more than legal. This would have had a minor mention in a tabloid column if he was your typical reality show host from a show we sort-of remember. It’s fun to say he got busted like his subjects though I guess. There’s no real angle to this story except for garden variety cheating. The mistress didn’t go crazy, the wife didn’t send out a mass e-mail blasting him, the wife wasn’t pregnant and it’s just one chick he was cheating with (that we know of) who is young enough to be his daughter and looks like she could be.

That said, The Enquirer needs to put this video online so we can catch his “surprise” face.

Here is the other woman, Krystin Caddell:

Ewan McGregor just announced in an interview that he and his wife Eve Mavrakis have adopted a daughter, a four-month old whose name has not yet been made public. Ewan is now the father of FOUR girls! His oldest, at 15, is Clara Mathilde, then Esther Rose is 9, and then he and Eve adopted Jamiyan, who is also 9, from Mongolia in 2006. Apparently, Ewan confirmed the adoption weeks ago, but I guess no one bothered to read the interview…? He told the NY Post, “My wife and four girls – 15, two nine year olds and a baby of four months – often come with me if it’s a holiday or my locations and their schedules allow. Sometimes we uproot them and put them in another school.” Wow.

Ewan McGregor has let slip that he and wife Eve Mavrakis have adopted a baby girl. The 40-year-old actor revealed the news while promoting his movie Beginners in Los Angeles earlier this month. The little girl, who will be the fourth child for Ewan and Eve, was born in March and is just four months old.

However, Ewan has not revealed any other details about the baby, such as her name and nationality. The baby is the second adopted child for Ewan and his wife, who adopted daughter Jamiyan from Mongolia five years ago. The couple are also parents to daughters Clara, 15, and nine-year-old Esther.

Ewan made the revelation when he spoke to the New York Post about his new movie. Discussing how his family always comes first, Ewan said: ‘My wife and four girls – 15, two nine-year-olds and a baby of four months – often come with me if it’s a holiday or my locations and their schedules allow. Sometimes we uproot them and put them in another school.’

Ewan is notoriously private about his family life, but said in a recent interview that he will always try and spend as much time as possible with his children.

He said: ‘I recognize it can be boring to play with young children – to tell a story over and over again, let’s say – but the secret is being there. If you’ve made a decision to play with your children, then play with them. Don’t be looking through papers on your desk or sneaking off to the computer. Turn off your BlackBerry. Lose yourself in their world. Even if you do it for a short time, it will mean a lot to you and to them.’

[From The Mail]

People say that Ewan and Eve have an “open marriage” whenever there’s a rumor about Ewan with one of his leading ladies – we had photo evidence of Ewan and Melanie Laurent, and I remember rumors about Ewan and Michelle Williams back before Heath Ledger died too. But… I’ve never heard anything about Eve enjoying her side of an “open marriage” and they keep adopting those girls. I mean, I think Ewan and Eve are probably great parents, but I do wonder about the state of their marriage and their family. Still, congratulations to Eve and Ewan and their FOUR daughters. It’s a wonder Ewan doesn’t wander around, covered in glitter and nail polish.

Photos courtesy of WENN.

“You can’t even fit them in one picture! Assholes, right?”
In a disturbingly frank interview, Octomom Nadya Suleman single-uterusly manages to make it public record that she “hates” every single one of her 14 kids, even though I think I’ve seen her around them exactly once, and regrets even having them. So, basically, welcome to the Read More …

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- Gwyneth Paltrow believes waterboarding relieves stress.
- But nobody really cares what crap falls out of her mouth when she’s wearing this.
- RuPaul to Countess LuAnn de Lesseps: “Seriously, you aren’t even gonna try to hide that dong?”
- Justin Timberlake is buying MySpace. No, really.
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I tend to think Hamptons Magazine should have simply closed up shop for the decade once they had ragged-ass Chelsea Handler as their cover girl and had to hire a team of Photoshop wizards to make Chelsea look like a “beachy” hard 50. But the magazine is still going, and Heidi Klum is their new cover girl, so they threw her a party. Heidi wore this Monique Lhuillier for the party and… I have to admit, I usually don’t care for Lhuillier. Her wedding dresses are fine – at best, lovely and feminine, and at worst, knock-offs of Vera Wang. But I usually don’t care for Lhuillier for regular cocktail and evening attire. But this dress is rather pretty. It’s event-appropriate, flattering and age-appropriate for Heidi.

I do have two complaints though. One, the “optical illusion” of the asymmetric lines emphasizes Heidi’s stomach. I’m not bashing Heidi for anything (okay, she could have worn Spanx), but a good dress shouldn’t draw attention to your stomach. My second complaint: WTF is with Heidi’s styling? Who did her makeup, the Duchess of Cambridge?!? Look at that crappy eyeliner job. All in all, I’d say it was a fashion win for Heidi, but in the future she might want to be less matchy-matchy and go easy on the eyeliner (especially for the bottom lids).

Photos courtesy of WENN.

To Catch a Predator host Chris Hansen apparently told 30-year-old WPTV reporter Kristyn Caddell, who’s not his wife, to take a seat right over on his penis only to get caught by undercover cameras from the National Enquirer, according to TVSpy:
Hansen and Caddell were introduced in the VIP area of a West Palm Beach club Read More …