- Tom Cruise will finally prove that 80’s glam-rock wasn’t latently homosexual. — Wait.
- David Beckham imagines himself as Jesus getting a sensual massage from his Cherub sons. That’s how I read this.
- Vanessa Hudgens at the Beastly premiere.
- Robert Downey Jr. and Jude Law should host the Oscars.
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Last Thursday night, John Galliano was arrested and held briefly for assault and anti-Semitic hate speech in Paris. Eyewitnesses and victims claimed that Galliano had said various crap about Asians, Jews and handbags, but Galliano’s rep pulled a Lohan and crack-denied all of that junk. Well… it turns out that Galliano really is a total dirt bag racist/anti-Semite. Shocking, I know. I shall call this “The Full Gibson”:

Drunk off his ass. For real. He’s slurring and making little drunk bitchfaces. Not that being drunk excuses saying “I love Hitler.” I mean, Mel Gibson didn’t even say that!

John Galliano’s troubles may have multiplied over the weekend as a second complaint of alleged anti-Semitism was formally lodged against Dior’s chief designer – and a bombshell video surfaced showing the designer declaring: “I love Hitler.”

On Friday, Galliano was suspended by Dior following his overnight arrest on charges of assault and making anti-Semitic and racial remarks to a couple during a reputed sparring match in the Paris café La Perle.

The undated video obtained and posted online by Britain’s Sun is said to have been filmed in the same café but not on the same evening as Galliano’s arrest.

In the cell-phone video, the designer, appearing to be seated at a bar, is seen insulting people. Slurring his words, he tells them, “People like you would be dead. Your mothers, your forefathers, would all be f—ing gassed.”

During the Thursday night incident that led to arrest of Galliano, 50, and prompted a police probe, the designer allegedly assaulted a woman, pulled her hair and told her she had “a dirty Jew face.” He also reportedly hurled racial slurs at her companion, who is of partial Asian ethnicity.

Over the weekend, a second police complaint was lodged against Galliano, when a 48-year old woman came forward, asserting he had subjected her to a similar tirade at the same locale on Oct. 9. Several eyewitnesses from this earlier episode have confirmed to PEOPLE the authenticity of her charge.

On Monday afternoon, police in Paris’s third arrondisement (municipal district), where the incidents allegedly occurred, convened a hearing to draw together all the parties and their attorneys.

Though none of those allegedly on the receiving end of Galliano’s outbursts are, in fact, Jewish, under French law the making of anti-Semitic remarks qualifies as “incitement to racial prejudice,” a criminal offense that potentially carries a sentence of up to six months in prison.

[From People]

Okay, so this looks bad. This is the kind of “holy crap” moment where you’re going through your mind’s fashion files to think about which celebrity women always wear Galliano for Dior, and whether or not they too are horrible drunk anti-Semites. That’s where it’s going next – people are going to look at some of the major celebrities who have worked with Galliano over the years, and those celebrities are going to be asked, “Did you know Galliano was so horrible?” Imagine asking Nicole Kidman that. Or Charlize. Or Marion Cotillard.

Photos courtesy of WENN.

Okay, this is already going to be a really long post, so let me clarify my intent: I am not trying to put EVERY guy in here from the Oscars. These are only the guys that I found somewhat attractive. Thus, no Justin Timberlake. I’m also pulling photos from the after-parties, where it seems most of the really hot dudes were, like our resident Hot Guy Patron Saint of Judgy Bitches, Tom Ford. Tom Ford is disappointed in all of us. Tom Ford knows we could do better. Tom Ford judges us.

Jon Hamm will not judge us. The Hamm will get us a drink and ask us how our day was, while rubbing our feet. The Hamm is wonderful.

Next: Jason Bateman at the VF party. So cute.

Timothy Olyphant. HOT.

Hugh Jackman. Too fancy to really be considered hot, but he’s nice to look at.

Anthony Mackie. I would. Many, many, many times. I would exhaust him.

Josh Lucas. Whatever happened to this guy? He used to be on the rise, but now… he’s just kind of cute and vague.

Perfect Colin Firth. Perfect.

Mark Wahlberg. He might be a big man in Hollywood, but DAMN, he’s SO short. And don’t ask me what Rhea is wearing. It’s hideous.

Jeremy Renner. Pocket boyfriend.

RDJ, just because. He’s perfect.

Christian Bale. He’s grown on me. He was extraordinarily gracious during his speech.

Mark Ruffalo is so adorable. His wife is pretty, but that dress is ridic.

Ah, and last but not least, my dream lover (meaning, he’s done filthy things to me in my dreams), Andrew Garfield. As I’ve said before, the boy doesn’t photograph well. But I still would.

Photos courtesy of WENN.

Via Nerdist, here’s an awesome rendering of Don Draper himself Jon Hamm as Superman which I’m posting entirely because I’m a huge fucking dork and it’s my birthday. On that note, don’t be surprised if there’s a delayed start tomorrow morning. Not that I’ll be out “winning” tonight in the Charlie Sheen sense of the Read More …

Ball’s in your court, Chris Brown.
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Okay, so I was just going through our massive (some would say exhaustive) coverage of Oscar fashion, and I noticed that I left a few gaps – not enough photos of the party girls. The women who didn’t come to present an award, and weren’t even invited to the Oscars, but they still wanted to get dressed up and party. The headliner “Party Girl” was going to be Charlize, but then Lea Michele’s blue eye liner stopped me dead in my tracks. I mean… this chick just will not be ignored, right? The Roberto Cavalli dress says “IT’S ALL ABOUT ME!!!”

Next: Charlize in Versace. Simple. Classy. A little bit too much for someone who is ONLY coming out for the parties, but still, it’s fine.

Anna Paquin in Monique Lhuillier. I really dislike it, but it’s occasion-appropriate.

Naomi Watts in Zac Psen. HATE IT. Passionately. The white feathers on black, the sheer cutout, all of it is so unflattering. “That’s gross,” said La Blanchett.

Sofia Vergara in Zuhair Murad. This is completely pornographic on her insane body. I love her, but she should have gone with a milder dress.

Elizabeth Banks in vintage Versace. Perfect. Truly, this is what a girl should wear if she’s only doing the party circuit.

Kate Beckinsale, and I can’t find who designed this. Honestly, I really like this dress. I think it’s a beautiful gown, and I would have loved to see it on someone like Melissa Leo or Helen Mirren. It feels a bit too “old” for Kate, but my biggest problem is that she’s over-dressed for a party.

Photos courtesy of WENN.

When we last left Charlie Sheen he was not only claiming to be clean and sober, but hooked on a drug so powerful “if you try it once, you will die. Your face will melt off and your children will weep over your exploded body,” The name of that drug? Charlie Sheen. Snort forward to Read More …

Melissa Leo apologized for dropping the F-bomb. [Dlisted]
Florence Welch is over this whole Oscar thing. [LaineyGossip]
Sam Rockwell dancing. It‘s beautiful. [Pajiba]
Hayden Panettiere is ridiculous. [Yeeeah]
Adele wants some Rihanna Booty. [PopBytes]
These Paula Deen photos are maybe the BEST THING EVER. [Seriously? OMG! WTF?]
Photos from inside Vanity Fair‘s party – good stuff! [Pop Sugar]
Charlie Sheen‘s publicist quit that bitch. [Celebuzz]
Yes, Franco is kind of… lacking. [Agent Bedhead]
Quentin Tarantino & Paz de la Huerta? UGH. [A Socialite Life]
Sandra Bullock & ScarJo avoided each other last night. [PopEater]
Lindsay Lohan was on Jimmy Kimmel last night. [Radar]
Oscar ratings were down this year. Shock. [Gawker]
Raccoon McPantless “f-cks for Satan”. [The Blemish]
More photos from that QVC event. [IDLITW]
Anne Hathaway & her costume changes. [Go Fug Yourself]
I think Adrien Brody is tugging on his dong. [Evil Beet]

James Franco was a big Oscar fail, but I think that instead of sucking it up and putting on his game face like little miss try-hard he got really baked and just coasted through. (Did anyone catch the pre-Oscar interview with Franco backstage on ABC? He was playing with words for no reason and said “G – uess, Ge-hesss.”)

Franco knew that the material sucked, he probably tried to talk to producers about it, or maybe they sprung that sh*t on him at the last minute and he was too busy to do anything but show up and deliver the very bad lines they gave him. I still like Franco. I know that he’s all “I went to film school” at every moment, but he did, and education is important to him. I find him kind of quirky and refreshing. It’s not Franco and Hathaway’s fault that the Oscars blew, and if Franco faked a sunny disposition (as he’s more than capable of doing, even as stoned as he was) it would have been just as boring and hard to sit through.

US Weekly is reporting that Franco was scheduled to attend an after party in his honor, but he didn’t show up and just went straight back to New York, tweeting “Goodbye LA” and “It was fun! Time to head back to class.”

After the star severely disappointed many fans and critics as co-host of Sunday’s Academy Awards, Franco bailed on his own after-party, held at L.A.’s Supper Club.

While a few stars — Seth Rogen, Kevin Spacey and stars of the CW’s 90210 showed up — Franco, 32, was a no-show, a source confirms to UsMagazine.com.

The Supper Club bash, the insider adds, was a “bust.”

Indeed, Franco immediately boarded an NYC-bound plane following the ceremony — posting pics from his brand-new Twitter account.

“Goodbye L.A.,” he scrawled across one pic, in which the 127 Hours actor, still in a tux, sips what appears to be a Bloody Mary. “It was fun! Time to head back to class.”

(The multitasking hunk is famously a student at both NYU and Yale.)

Sniped The Hollywood Reporter of Franco’s stint co-hosting alongside Anne Hathaway: “The 83rd Annual Academy Awards will likely be remembered as the night James Franco couldn’t act like a host…Anne Hathaway at least tried to sing and dance and preen along to the goings on, but Franco seemed distant, uninterested and content to keep his Cheshire-cat-meets-smug smile on display throughout.”

Complaining that Franco and Hathaway suffered from an “absence of chemistry,” the New York Times said: “Mr. Franco looked a little distracted and even blase — not surprisingly for a multiplatform performer-writer who is working on an English doctorate at Yale.”

[From US Weekly]

People said that John Stewart bombed at the Oscars back when he did a highly competent job in 2006. If the show sucks, the tendency is to blame the host even when they’re just working with the script they’re given. Yes Franco was like “whatever” and like he didn’t want to be there, but consider the terrible lines he had to deliver:

“It was a good year for lesbians… ‘The Kids are All Right’ – Lesbians, ‘Black Swan’ – Dancing Lesbians, ‘Toy Story 3? – Where’s the dad?”

“I am six degrees of Kevin Bacon separated from our next presenters. Look it up on the Internet.”

On the movie titles: “Winter’s Bone, Rabbit Hole, How to Train Your Dragon, that’s disgusting.”

Do you think Franco wrote any of that crap? Of course he didn’t. No one under 50 could write those stupid jokes. It’s a shame that the Oscars tried to pick on 2009 host Hugh Jackman when that was just about the only recent year that they tried to mix it up and were even remotely entertaining. Jackman even earned high ratings for them and reportedly wasn’t invited back.

Franco put up a lot of backstage videos and photos from the Oscars ceremony on his Twitter account if you’re interested. The Oscar people probably put him up to it as part of his hosting duties, thinking it was “young” and “hip” to Tweet. They obviously have no clue.

Image above via Franco’s twitter. Other images from the Independent Spirit Awards on 2/26/11 thanks to PRPhotos

Jesus. H. Christ. I wish I could just throw this video up with a “no comment.” Because… I just watched the first 60 seconds of Lady Gaga’s music video, and all I’ve got is… um… “So, Gaga dropped five sugarcubes of acid and watched A Clockwork Orange and 2001: A Space Odyssey for, like, 24 hours straight, and this is what happened.” The actual music starts around the 2:45 mark, but you’ll want to watch everything before that, just to tell your kids that “Yes, I too knew of The Gaga.”

All of the little mutant baby Gagas! OH NOES!!!

I mean, at what point are we just going to say, “Bitch is coked out of her mind”? Devil horns? Bangs trauma? Goo-covered baby Gagas?

Sigh… I’m kind of over Gaga. She’s really trying too hard. Way too hard.