Sorry, I wanted to see what it’s like to write a site that considers celebrities getting haircuts news. — I can take it or leave it.
On that note, I’ve always assumed/fantasized Anne Hathaway was the Joker with really big tits and just figured her hair was green. Turns out she’s actually a brunette!? Jesus. How Read More …

God, can I just complain about my job for a second? How f-cking difficult is it for a magazine to release excerpts from their cover interview with a nice image of their cover, and perhaps one additional photo, all on the same day? I swear, trying to find the images for Kate Hudson’s October Elle UK cover was like pulling teeth. Nevermind that Elle UK’s site is not very user-friendly (everything is on the wrong side of the road!), but apparently none of my favorite fashion sites have any good working images or scans. It sucks. Why do I even bother? It’s not like Kate is even popular with you girls. I guess I did it because I like Kate, and I wanted to see some photos of her total drag queen styles for this Elle shoot. And trust me, the makeup is totally drag queen. Purple eyeshadow from here to eternity. Anyway, some excerpts from the interview:

Kate Hudson covers the October issue of British Elle, out September 1, and in the interview she talks about her new relationship, staying in touch with her ex for their son’s sake and her workout, music and reading habits. Here are a few excerpts from Elle’s press release:

On her new boyfriend, Muse frontman Matt Bellamy: ‘When I was with Chris, music was my life – I spent seven years on the road,’ she tells Elle magazine. ‘Would I do it again? I wouldn’t shy away from a tour bus, it’s wonderful.’ Despite failed romances with Matthew McConaughey and Lance Armstrong, she hasn’t given up on love. Describing Bellamy as ‘lovely’, Hudson, 31, admits her ideas on marriage are changing.

On marriage plans: “It’s definitely not something I’m looking for. But the divorce doesn’t put me off. I’ll just see what happens. I think a lot of times people are terrified of love and stop themselves from experiencing it. I don’t ever want to get that jaded. I do believe in love. I believe that when you really open yourself up to love, it’s the most beautiful thing.”

On her ex-husband, Chris Robinson: “Chris is a wellspring of information. He knows more about music than anyone I’ve ever met. I still feel close to him. When you’re divorced and raising a child together, the communication has to stay alive. It’s hard sometimes. If you have kids with someone, make sure you really, really like the father because, for your child’s sake, you have to be on the same page forever. Chris has moved on, he’s remarried and had a baby and when you both have new people in your life, you have to really stay on it. I think Chris and I both have that priority checked. My favourite Muse song? Ha ha ha! I’m not well-versed enough on that. I’m getting there though. Matt and I are just learning about each other and it’s wonderful.”

On career: ‘I think that happens sometimes. You get burnt out. I have to recharge. Artistically, I have zero competitive nature – to the point where I wish I had a little more sometimes.’

On her personal style: ‘When it comes to clothes, my personal style has never changed. I’m very specific about the things I like – a lot of printed dresses, lots of different textures. I can’t get away from flowing things. I don’t like clothes that constrict me. It’s, like, ‘Would you like to put some clothes on?’ ‘No, I wouldn’t!’ I’ve got a lot of friends in the fashion industry and I have so much respect for them – they work so hard. Stella [McCartney] dresses me. What I love about her is that everything she designs is comfortable. She understands where women want to cover themselves, where they want things to be flattering. But when I see her we’re just moms together. We’re all about hanging out with the kids, and she’s such an amazing mother.’

On her workout regimen: “I am, by nature, active and I have to work out. I usually do two hours each day when I’m at home. I dance, I like to spin, I’ve got into some of the Tracy Anderson stuff – I work with this girl Anna at her studio. And I’ve had a trainer called Nicole Stewart for 15 years – she’s trained me when I’ve needed to get into work mode. I’m pretty disciplined. It’s important to be conscious of your health and not indulge too much in the things that are bad for you. Do I mind having my appearance constantly scrutinized? I don’t have enough time on this planet to worry about things like that. I’m more concerned with if I’m raising my son properly, with what makes my family happy, with what makes me happy.”

[From Huffington Post & Metro]

I kind of buy that Kate doesn’t want to get married again. I could see that. Of course, I could also see her pitching a fit because a dude doesn’t want to marry her. So who is the real Kate? I think the real Kate is a girl stuck in permanent 14-year-girl mode, where she falls for a boy hard and fast and everything is so emotional and crazy and intense, and then everybody moves on. That would be eh, whatever, if she were just a single girl – but she’s a single mom. I don’t know, though, we don’t really know what it’s like for Ryder. Maybe he gets it by now, you know?

Photos courtesy of Elle UK and Metro.

It’s about time! Why has Mad Men never taken the cover of Rolling Stone before? Too retro? Not rock n’ roll enough? But with the new season officially entering the Swingin’ 60s (it’s now 1965 in the Mad Men universe), perhaps it’s time. But what’s with the cover? My first reaction: THE HAMM!!! My second reaction: BOOBS. Third reaction: Why does everyone look so strange? Photoshop, my loves. Final reaction: who do I have to blow to get Jon Slattery on the cover?!? Here’s a little teaser from the article:

In the opening scene of the new season of Mad Men, an interviewer asks Draper, “Who is Don Draper?” Rather than confess the truth — that he’s a flimflam man who fabricated his whole identity from a dead Korean War officer and built his entire life on a lie en route to a Madison Avenue advertising career — Draper merely takes a drag on his cigarette. “I’m from the Midwest,” he says. “We were taught it’s not polite to talk about yourself.”

In a sense, Mad Men is Weiner’s attempt to figure out this question for himself. He has created an elaborate pageant of American fantasies — guys and dolls who look like they have it all, even when their private worlds are complete frauds. The advertising wizards of Mad Men swagger through the office, knock back cocktails, knock back lovers. They live out JFK-era America’s tawdriest dreams, almost as if it’s a professional code — to sell these dreams to America, they have to experience them from the inside, with all their inherent betrayal and manipulation.

After three seasons on AMC, a basic-cable network previously known for endless reruns of second-rate movies, Mad Men established a hold on America’s fantasy life like no show since The Sopranos.

“The big question the show is trying to answer through Don has to do with identity,” Weiner says. “Who am I? — It’s only the biggest theme in all of Western literature.”

To make it happen, Weiner assembled a cast he could relate to — veteran actors who had spent their careers toiling in relative obscurity. Jon Hamm, who plays Draper, had a few scenes in We Were Soldiers. January Jones, who plays his brittle and ethereal ex-wife, Betty, showed up in the third American Pie movie as Stifler’s love interest. Christina Hendricks, who rules the offices of Sterling Cooper Draper Pryce as Joan, appeared in a video for the Nineties rock band Everclear. Nobody wanted them. Today, everybody knows their names, everybody covets their careers, everybody wants to get next to them.

“If Rob Lowe had been cast in the part, it would have been different,” says Jon Hamm, on the set in L.A. “There was no backstory with me.”

There are all sorts of challenges thrown at her,” says Christina Hendricks of her character, sexy office manager Joan Holloway. “Horrific things. And she consistently pulls it together, cleans it up and moves forward. Sometimes she’s walking through mud, but she does it.”

Elisabeth Moss, who plays the ambitious career girl Peggy Olsen, has a touch of pride about the fact that Mad Men’s stars were relative unknowns before show creator Matthew Weiner put them to such brilliant use. “Matt always says that he basically hired a bunch of not-famous people, but people that had been working for a really long time.”

Weiner starts each season by having lunch with Hamm: “It’s a rare partnership. I always scribble something down that ends up in Episode 13.”

I fly very low on the radar,” says Hamm. “Mark Twain said it: ‘I’d rather say nothing and be thought an idiot than open my mouth and remove all doubt.’ Another Missouri boy, Mark Twain. The petulant, sh-tty movie-star mentality – that burns out pretty quick.”

[From Rolling Stone]

RS has a great behind-the-scenes photo shoot too – it’s here, online. I’m putting up some of my favorite photos. Sigh… I could spend all f-cking day looking at these photos and salivating over The Hamm. Too sweet. I think I want to marry this photo of My Hamm:

These are pretty sweet too – Jesus Christ, this man.

Slattery!!!

Photos courtesy of Rolling Stone’s online pictorial.

- Behind the Scenes of ‘Mad Men.’
- Teresa Guidice will eat your goddamn face off.
- J.K. Rowling > Stephenie Meyer.
- Salma Hayek may have breasts. I can’t be 100% sure…
- Cameron Diaz is 38, so only 200 years to go until she’s A-Rod ideal age. Right, Madonna?
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In the midst of her self-orchestrated arrest for cocaine possession, Paris Hilton’s hairstylist has rushed to her defense by having the huge, gay balls to say, wait for it, she “doesn’t have time” to do coke. Paris Hilton. Doesn’t have time for coke. The same Paris Hilton getting sprayed with champagne on one of her Read More …

Full Disclosure: I’m a man (on the outside) so I have absolutely no clue when it comes to make-up or fashion that doesn’t involve a giant pair of breasts trying to smother me. The “true death,” if you will. That being said, did Miley Cyrus do something to her face? Maybe she’s just making duck Read More …

It was only a matter of time until Spencer Pratt’s house of fake-tit cards came crashing down, and it looks like that day has.. come. (Puns!) Vivid’s Steve Hirsch has apparently not seen a single second of man-on-mannequin action despite repeatedly requesting a preview from Jebediah Douchebeard above. TMZ reports:
Steven Hirsch tells TMZ he Read More …

Shia LaBeouf is Hollywood‘s most profitable actor. [Seriously? OMG! WTF?]
Demi Moore dances with Snoop Dogg. [PopEater]
NSFW Miranda Kerr 3D boobs. [Celebnewswire]
Malin Akerman looked like fug hell at the Emmys after-parties. [Go Fug Yourself]
The Obama girls defy awkwardness, remain adorable. [Gawker]
Jessica Simpson, pantless and moronic. [Yeeah]
Try and tell me Minnie Driver‘s son doesn‘t look like Eddie Izzard. [ICYDK]
A little love for Takers, starring my boyfriend Idris Elba. [Bossip]
Cher & Christina Aguilera‘s poster for Burlesque. It SUCKS. [Bitten and Bound]
Estella Warren‘s face is totally jacked, correct? [Hollywood Rag]
The Supernatural dudes talked about whatever. [Accidental Sexiness]
AWWW… little kitteh texting on an iPhone. Adorable. [The Frisky]
The ten best George Clooney movies. Wait, he has ten good movies? [Moviefone]
Julianne Moore‘s Bulgari LOLCats are deemed “too racy.” [CoverAwards]
Anne Hathaway‘s adorable little pixie cut (it‘s a wig). [Starpulse]
Rachel Uchitel & Dr. Drew go to Ground Zero, which leads to a question… [The Superficial]

Despite writing a hit song called “Telephone” – HAM-FISTED IRONY WARNING – Lady GaGa is reportedly so afraid of cell phones she makes an assistant hold one a cancer-free distance away from her face while she presumably screams into it via a megaphone. “I said, NO BACON!” Female First reports:
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These are some scans from Jennifer Aniston’s “homage” to Barbra Streisand in the September issue of Harper’s Bazaar. I just thought we should use them because I don’t think we have before. Anyway, last week, John Mayer slammed the Huffington Post after HuffPo repeated an E! News story about Mayer and Jennifer Aniston getting back together. I didn’t really think Mayer answered the central question – “Are you back with Aniston?” Instead, he deflected, masturbating a bunch of nonsense about HuffPo having a “C-Span scar”. Anyway, most sites reported it as “Mayer slams reports of Aniston reunion.” Which led some to conclude “Not even a racist, misogynistic douchebomb wants to touch Aniston’s vadge.” Which led to this hilarious piece, courtesy of one of Aniston’s unnamed friends:

Jennifer Aniston thought John Mayer was a “dud” in bed. Rumors were flying this week that Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer were getting back together this week. However, according to a friend of Jennifer that is not happening cause John is a “dud” at doing the nasty.

The friend said that they were not compatable at all and that John was a basket case.

Apparently Jennifer has found a new victim to make her dreams come true – she is dating a European banker.

“For the first time in years Jen is getting the love she deserves and she’s been spending quite a bit of time in the bedroom trying to get pregnant. Mayer was terrible in bed, they were not compatible at all. John is a basket case. I think he might be in the closet. Jen gets on famously with her new man. It took her years to get over Brad Pitt and her anger toward Angelina Jolie. Everyone gets what they deserve in the end. Jen is happier than ever now while Brad and Angelina appear to be miserable.”

[From Celebrity Dirty Laundry]

I was all prepared to cosign Aniston’s “friend” with all of the talk about Mayer being a crappy lover, a basket case and a closet case, but then they had to go an ruin my fantasy with all of the “Aniston is trying to get pregnant” and “Brad and Angelina are miserable” talk. Because I don’t believe either of those items, and I so badly want to believe the stuff about Mayer.

In other Aniston news, you know how everyone made a big deal about how she plays a character who – gasp – masturbates in her film Horrible Bosses? Well, she’s apparently going to be dialing up the nudity again in the film Wanderlust, which she’s signed on to do with Paul Rudd. The plot sounds… ugh:

In the film, which begins shooting this fall, Jen and Paul Rudd play Linda and George, a happily married couple who can no longer afford to live in Manhattan when George loses his job. En route to live with his brother in Atlanta, the pair stop overnight at an inn – which really happens to be a commune – and decide to live their lives as freeloading hippies for awhile.

What does that entail? Prepare yourself: you’ve definitely never seen Jennifer Aniston like THIS before. For starters, the 41-year-old actress goes topless! Yup, that’s right – while protesting a new Wal-mart, Jen rips off her shirt to stop a slew of bulldozers!

[Linda RUNS into the one already shoveled hole, RIPS OFF HER SHIRT, and stands TOPLESS in front of the bulldozer, reads the script].

Secondly, she takes the term ‘free love’ VERY literally. Not only does she sleep with every other guy on the commune, but she has a threesome with two WOMEN, one of whom happens to be pregnant! Not only that, but she also smokes weed on the regular AND – like her character Kassie Larson in the The Switch – has a baby, but there’s a twist. She may or may not know who the daddy is by movie’s end…

[From Hollywood Life]

That sounds like… a weird movie. Um… well, at least she’s going to try something different? Sure. I’ll go with that.

Harper’s Bazaar scans, courtesy of CelebsGossip.