Here’s Lady GaGa at the 52nd Annual Grammy Awards Sunday night where she pushed the boundaries of sexual perception or whatever the hell you call the outcome of eating a bucket of acid then wearing Superman’s crystal computer as… …read full story

On Saturday night, Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie decided to fight the rumors by making a big public outing. Unfortunately for all, Brad and Angelina often decide to make their big public outings when very few photo agencies are set up, so I can’t find anything of Angelina beyond these two Getty photos below. Brad, however, spoke on stage about Quentin Tarantino (his Basterds director, and a nominee for Best Director last night), and Brad and Quentin posed for many, many photos. Also, Quentin didn’t end up winning last night - but Avatar director James Cameron didn’t win either! Shocking! Instead, the Best Director prize went to Kathryn Bigelow, for The Hurt Locker. It was the first time a woman won the big prize, and it means that the Best Director and Best Picture Oscar races are wide open.

So much for those breakup rumors!

Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie stepped out Saturday night to attend the Directors Guild of America Awards in Los Angeles – and observers say the couple were as happy as can be.

“They looked very giggly,” an onlooker tells PEOPLE.

Pitt, who was at the Hyatt Regency Century Plaza to introduce his Inglourious Basterds director Quentin Tarantino, was an attentive companion to Jolie, a surprise guest, who wore a gray, single-shoulder Elie Saab gown with gold hoop earrings by Ofira Schwartz, Stuart Weitzman shoes and a vintage bag.

Pitt, whose curious beard has been trimmed, pulled Jolie’s chair out for her and touched her back throughout the night as they chatted animatedly with Tarantino at a table of colleagues from the film.

“They look like they are having a fun time,” says an onlooker of the couple as they worked the room. “It’s definitely a date.”

And the Winner Is …
Pitt gave a warm introduction to his director, complete with a spot-on Tarantino impersonation, but Basterds didn’t take the top prize. Instead, it went to The Hurt Locker’s Kathryn Bigelow, who is the first woman to win the feature film award, which almost always predicts the Best Director winner at the Oscars.

Jolie wasn’t the only unexpected star to show up Saturday. The other one was Cher, who was a surprise “trophy girl” for lifetime achievement winner Norman Jewison, her Moonstruck director.

It was a long night, lasting more than four hours, but Pitt and Jolie, who stayed close the entire time, didn’t seem to mind.

“They were extremely affectionate,” says an onlooker.

[From People Magazine]

From the two photos of Angelina, she was wearing a rather lovely shade of green. I like when she wears something other than a sack, and something other than black. I wish I could see it better!

In related news, Angelina’s dad Jon Voight still won’t shut up about his daughter. He attended one of the pre-Grammy events on Saturday (for what reason? I have no idea), and when asked about the Brangelina-split rumors, Voight told reporters, “Anyone can say anything these days.” He also claimed that he “just” spent time with Angelina and his grandchildren, and that Angelina “She doesn’t pay attention to it. She has enough to worry about—she has six kids!”

John Travolta is apparently Tom Cruise circa 2005 because he’s been wasting no opportunity to pimp Scientology. Whether it be relief efforts to Haiti or talking about it at the premiere of his new movie last night in the… …read full story

After giving the paparazzi her exact GPS location because she’s very tiny, a baby doll-toting Tila Tequila went shopping at Kitson for Kids yesterday where she pretended her uterus isn’t the fucking Dead Zone. That said, if there should… …read full story

Despite the fact she’s been spotted several times with Matt Kemp of the LA Dodgers, Rihanna claims she’s single and won’t be taking a date to the Grammys which makes absolute sense when you think about it. After what… …read full story

Seen here with his new girlfriend The Dumb Bitch Who Thought She Could Ride Jon Gosselin’s Penis to Stardom (Pretty sure that’s her legal name.), Michael Lohan was arrested yesterday for calling his ex-girlfriend Erin Muller in violation of… …read full story

Remember Ian Halperin? He’s the guy who wrote what was supposed to be a bombshell tell-all about Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt, pulling the curtain on their tortured relationship or whatever. I forget the name of his book… it was something along the lines of What The Gerbils Saw or some such nonsense. Halperin is also the dude who has, like, the sh-ttiest research ever. He kept getting basic facts wrong, stuff like, oh, when Angelina was pregnant with twins. He claimed she was pregnant with twins in 2006. Seriously.

Anyway, Halperin is still running his dumb website, and his latest “scoop” is that Angelina Jolie is “obsessed” with Lady Gaga, and that they had what I can only imagine was a black-rubber-sheet-and-vodka-soaked rendezvous in Beverly Hills recently. Oh my!

A source close to the actress told IUC late last night that there was recently a secret rendezvous between the two at the Beverly Wilshire Hotel that lasted all night. Apparently, Angie is obsessed with Lady GaGa. Still, I reserve judgment on this one until I see more proof. Developing…

[From Ian Undercover]

Sure. I’ll buy it. Angelina + Gaga = Fabulous. Is this supposed to be scandalous?

But I seriously think that you could send in any ridiculous, insane, anti-Angelina “tip” to Ian Halperin and he would dutifully publish it at this point. I’m going to start flooding him with tips.

Tip: Brad and Angelina consult lawyers for gerbil custody agreement.
Tip: Angelina grooms Zahara for global domination.
Tip: Brad wears the leather dominatrix outfit, because that’s the way the gerbils like it.
Tip: Angelina has vodka-soaked affair with Dina Lohan, Dina owns rubber sheets.
Tip: Brad has beer-soaked affair with Dina Lohan, Brad brings dominatrix outfit.
Tip: Britney Spears tries to take custody of Jolie-Pitt twins.
Tip: Brad sends sexy texts to Jon Hamm.
Tip: Taylor Momsen teaches Shiloh how to apply eye-makeup.

And on we go…

I was expecting this week’s National Enquirer cover story to be yet another “Oprah is totally gay” piece. But this one has a new twist! Apparently, Oprah is writing her autobiography (and only the Enquirer knows about it) and she’s prepared to finally tell the truth about the gay rumors, her relationship with Steadman, and everything else. So, the “big gay lie” in the headline is actually that people lie about Oprah being gay, basically. The Enquirer claims Oprah has always had “very heterosexual feelings”. Noted! Oh, but Oprah and Steadman have been broken up for years. For real?

New tell-all shocker reveals ALL the secrets Oprah doesn’t want YOU to know! His other men - her other women — The Big O reveals all in shocking new book!

Oprah Winfrey is ready to publish her own tell-all book - and she’ll finally reveal the truth about her relationships with longtime companion Stedman Graham and best friend Gayle King.

Sources tell The ENQUIRER that the blockbuster autobiography will bare Oprah’s deepest secrets, including the sordid gay lie that’s dogged her longtime romance with Stedman and intimate friendship with Gayle.

The media mogul, who’s worth more than $2 billion, will also confess that she’s spent more than $5 million in the never-ending battle to control her weight, according to those familiar with the contents of the book.

But the book’s biggest bombshells involve the agony Oprah has endured over the gay rumors that began soon after she started dating Stedman, a handsome marketing executive, in 1986, sources say.

“Oprah has long shrugged off the persistent story that she and Gayle are lovers, and that Stedman was just a cover for their secret relationship,” an insider divulged.

“She’ll reveal in her book that she broke up with Steadman long ago, even though they continue to be friends. And she admits that if Gayle were a man, she would have married her long ago. But Oprah has very strong heterosexual feelings, and always has.”

Oprah wrote her memoirs years ago, but shelved the book on the advice of family and friends, sources say. But she’s releasing it now to thwart the impact of Kitty Kelley’s unauthorized book, Oprah: A Biography.

The poison pen author - who has skewered Frank Sinatra, the Bush family and Elizabeth Taylor in previous books - interviewed 850 people, including many once-loyal friends of Oprah, for the 544-page exhaustive tell-all.

“Oprah knows Kitty Kelley will dredge up rumors about Steadman and their relationship, so she decided to strike first.”

Oprah will also address the persistent rumor that Steadman is gay as a “vicious, malicious lie.”

[From The National Enquirer]

Apparently, all of the Steadman stuff aside, one of Oprah’s biggest fears is that Kitty Kelley will attack Gayle King, and that Kelley will use anecdotal evidence to prove their sexual relationship. This includes a night when Gayle spent the night at Oprah’s apartment, back when they were starting out in Baltimore. Oprah lent Gayle a pair of panties and that was it. Gay!

Even though I think this report is pretty much crap, I do think Oprah should be slightly worried about Kitty Kelley’s book. I read Kelley’s The Family (about the Bush family) and The Royals (about the Windsors), and she honestly considers it “research” to just reprint whatever tabloid claim is out there. The Royals in particular reads as a flat-out assault on Princess Diana. While I doubt most of Oprah’s loyal fans give Kelley’s book a second glance, Kelley will promote the hell out of it, and Oprah might have to do some damage control.

During one part of Oprah’s interview with Jay Leno yesterday, Leno whined about the hilarious/uncomfortable incident two weeks ago on The Jay Leno show, where Kimmel basically ripped Leno a new one. Leno told Oprah: “I said, ‘No. Put it out there. I walked into it.’ You get right up again. You don’t whine and complain.” Leno said, whining and complaining. Anyway, unfortunately for Leno, Kimmel taped his show after the Oprah interview, so Kimmel had a lot to say about the whole thing (video below). Here are the basics from People Magazine:

Round Two!

Jay Leno told Oprah Winfrey on Thursday that he felt “sucker-punched” by Jimmy Kimmel – and hours later, the ABC comedian came out swinging again.

“[Leno] went on Oprah and rats me out,” Kimmel said during his Jimmy Kimmel Live! monologue Thursday night. “That’s a sucker-punch right there. You don’t go to Oprah and say that. He’s a tattle-tale.”

Kimmel added: “Oprah and I had a wonderful relationship, and now it’s ruined because of Jay.” (Click here to see Kimmel’s monologue.)

Kimmel, of course, was kidding. But in his sharp five-minute monologue, the comedian defended his recent appearance on The Jay Leno Show in which he let loose about shakeups at NBC that ultimately led to Leno reclaiming his post as the host of The Tonight Show and ousting Conan O’Brien in the process.

Explaining that Leno’s producers called him in advance to discuss the questions for the “10@10″ segment, Kimmel says that he expected to be commenting on the late-night controversy, since it was newsy – and funny to him. Instead, Leno wanted to chat about other things like, Kimmel said, “What’s your junk food weakness?”

“I figured I’d start in, he’d get into it and we’d mix it up,” Kimmel said. “You know, at one time [Leno] was a comedian. But he didn’t do that. He stood there and he just kind of read through the questions like a robot.”

For his part, Leno told Winfrey that he was taken aback by Kimmel’s remarks but ultimately decided not to edit them out of his show. “I said, ‘No. Put it out there. I walked into it,’ ” Leno told her, explaining that when you get hit, “You get right up again. You don’t whine and complain.”

But at the end of his monologue Thursday night, Kimmel had the last laugh – for now. “Watch out Oprah,” he said, “don’t think he won’t take your show next.”

[From People]

Yeah… Kimmel didn’t really go after Leno the way he did to his face/chin. I actually think Kimmel pulled his punch a little, maybe? He could have been much harsher, although I did like the whole “You know, at one time [Leno] was a comedian…” thing. Because I’ve never known/lived through a time when Leno was funny. My only memories of him are as The Kind of Cheesy Middle-Ground Joke. Anyway, here’s the video from the incident:

When I first saw this photo, my first thought was “Why, hello, James Bond…” That’s what he looks like, right? Sexy and dashing and dangerous, like he could get you pregnant just by squinting. Well, I googled Jude just to see if he was up to anything that I could write about, and I found this epic, hilarious, smug-bastard interview with Jude that makes it pretty clear he knows how gorgeous he is. He tells a German publication: “If I have a look around at the moment I feel great relief because finally others are entering the limelight. Men like Robert Pattinson must now play the Adonis. For me it was always a restraint, a restriction.” Oh, brother. Here’s more:

JUDE LAW is happy to surrender his status as a Hollywood heart-throb to ROBERT PATTINSON - insisting the young TWILIGHT actor has already taken his place.

Law, 37, is convinced he is now too old to be considered a pin-up, especially as so many young stars are breaking into the movie business and securing legions of loyal followers.

And the Brit is relieved he can finally shed his image as a Hollywood hunk - because he has always been uncomfortable with the title.

He tells Germany’s Sueddeutsche Zeitung newspaper, “If I have a look around at the moment I feel great relief because finally others are entering the limelight. Men like Robert Pattinson must now play the Adonis. For me it was always a restraint, a restriction.”

“My goal was always to be recognized as a good actor but no one was interested in that, simply because society just wants to warm towards your appearance. This is the great blemish of society.”

“When you suddenly appear on the scene and you are the new face, everything centers on you. I experienced this in my mid-20s and I found it rather hard.”

[From Contact Music]

Easy, Receding Hairline. Jude is saying that for all of these years, he was “playing the Adonis” right? Now, don’t get me wrong. Jude was and is a beautiful man. But there’s nothing so ugly as a man who pontificates upon his own beauty. Jude is becoming… dare I say it… Jessica Biel-esque. What kills me is that even in the beginning of Jude’s career, he was recognized as a good actor. Yes, we talked about how lovely he was, but we always added “… and he can act too.” Damn it, James Bond.

Jude Law at the ‘All that glam’ charity event in Moscow on January 28, 2010. Also, Jude at the London Theatre Critics’ Awards on January 26, 2010. Credit: WENN.