Katie Holmes wants a tattoo to celebrate her love, but Xenu refuses. [Celebnewswire]
Everything about the Lohans is orange. [Agent Bedhead]
Van Morrison is father again at the age of 64. [D-Listed]
Coco is rodonkulous, Part 935: “Coco At The Beach.” [The Superficial]
I like Drew Barrymore, but I want to smack her here. [Evil Beet]
Mariah Carey refuses to walk. Ever. The end. [Bossip]
This is the sexiest Ben Affleck has looked in years. [Pop Sugar]
I really think Ashlee is punching Pete Wentz in the face. [Lightly Salted]
Taylor & Taylor‘s romance was “overblown.” I will not make a blow job joke. [ICYDK]
Jessica Biel‘s only career acclaim is taking off her clothes. [Moviefone]
Seriously, everyone hates Ashlee Simpson. [Crazy Days and Nights]
Charlize Theron is going to cut a bitch. [Seriously? OMG! WTF?]
This Janice Dickinson photo will make you dry heave. [PopBytes]