Raccoon McPantless is still doing her underage Lolita thing. [Evil Beet]
Hack Ian Halperin is trying to take down Lady Gaga now. [PopBytes]
Bow Wow‘s baby mama is mad as hell. [Bossip]
Duchess Waity‘s upskirt on the tarmac. [IDLITW]
Jessica Alba looks pissy and pregnant. And racially ambiguous. [The Blemish]
David Hasselhoff got a part on Sons of Anarchy. [LimeLife]
Laura Linney interview – she‘s so cool. [ICYDK]
Pippa Middleton‘s leather jacket is fug. [INFDaily]
Posh Beckham‘s baby bump photographed by David. [Amy Grindhouse]
Casey Anthony offered $1 million for a TV appearance. [Radar]
Lots of excellent news about the new James Bond film: RALPH! JAVI! [ONTD]
Jaycee Dugard interview with Diane Sawyer. [Bitten and Bound]
Eva Mendes is probably boning Larry David. [Celebs]
Arrested Development movie is a go? PLEASE. [The Celebrity Café]
Michelle Rodriguez is on a boat. She‘s probably wasted too. [Hollywood Rag]
Aw, look at all of Jennifer Aniston‘s old faces! [CityRag]
Justin Timberlake‘s ESPN commercial. [Starpulse]
Review of ‘Horrible Bosses’. [Moviefone]