Nicole Kidman‘s Botoxy face shills for a shopping mall in Rio de Janeiro. It hasn’t even been built yet! Is Nicole broke? Spent too much on Botox? [Gawker]
Todd at IDLYITW thinks I need to spanked (he has no idea!). Oh, and Megan Fox is still wearing her step-son‘s t-shirts. BAG needs to buy her some of her own clothes. [IDLYITW]
Orly Bloom got a job! With Christoph Waltz! [Pop Sugar]
Bieb thinks he has the balls to date Emma Watson. Wait ‘til they drop. [LaineyGossip]
Drew Barrymore‘s ass was wasted. [Dlisted]
First image from Mickey Rourke & Megan‘s Fox‘s Passion Play. [Agent Bedhead]
Kat von D is not scared by Jesse James‘ cheating history. Of course. [PopEater]
New Mariah Carey pics – is she pregnant or what? [Bossip]
Bedhead‘s career assessment of Juliette Lewis. [Pajiba]
Aniston‘s horrible reviews for The Switch. [LimeLife]
Spencer & Heidi are fighting over a book. Eh. [PopBytes]
Hugh Grant has a new “girlfriend”. Hooker? I don’t know. [Celebslam]
Real Housewives of Atlanta is coming back! YAY. [A Socialite Life]
Jeff Goldblum has a rat tail. Or something. [Evil Beet]
I don‘t really get the Usher thing. [INFDaily]
Steven Tyler could have broken a hip! [Celebnewswire]
Lesson learned: always tip your midwife. [Crazy Days and Nights]