Megan Fox mouth-farts nonsense about Mary-Kate & Ashley Olsen: “They’re nice girls. The first time I had ever been around someone really famous was them. We were kids, I was about 15 and so were they … I saw how awkward socially they were with large groups of people because they had been famous their whole lives and looked at their whole lives and I didn’t understand why anyone would be like that.” If it makes a difference, MK and Ash, Megan Fox is a moron. [Evil Beet]
Taylor Momsen is forced by The Man to wear a full outfit. [Celebuzz]
La Blanchett in glasses! [LaineyGossip]
Jared Leto rides a bike and gets lots of attention. Why? [Dlisted]
Joan Rivers got snubbed for DWTS. [PopBytes]
Conan O‘Brien‘s new show is going to be called… Conan. [LimeLife]
Pics of LeAnn Rimes‘ bikini-clad birthday. [Celebslam]
Channing Tatum is wet, surprisingly not hot. [A Socialite Life]
Chloe Sevigny is strange. Also: she‘s on the cover of Purple Mag. [Agent Bedhead]
Paris Hilton does not have time for drugs. *snarf* [The Blemish]
I kind of think Violet Affleck is too big for this. [Celebrity Baby Scoop]
Lots of good & trashy fashions at the Venice Film Festival. [Pop Sugar]
Piranha 3D vs. James Cameron: Death Match. [Pajiba]
Demi Moore tweets photos of her crazy body. [I Don’t Like You In That Way]
Mischa Barton‘s latest fashion disaster. [INFDaily]
Yeah, Lindsay Lohan pretty much has a 15 year old half-sister. [Crazy Days and Nights]