I swear, I thought K-Stew was Evan Rachel Wood here. [Yeeah]
Martha Stewart‘s ex-BFF reveals Martha‘s animal insanity. [Gawker]
Sharon Stone comes to support Michael Douglas, but where‘s Catherine? Ruh-roh. [LaineyGossip]
Lady Gaga‘s Coke-can curlers travel well. [Go Fug Yourself]
Stephanie Seymour is still hot, has nipples. [A Socialite Life]
Heidi Klum is also still hot, and she has nipples too. [The Blemish]
Gary Dourdan‘s girlfriend is violent. [Dlisted]
Ashley DuPre was posing for Playboy & her [blank] caught fire! Just kidding, it was her hair.[Bitten and Bound]
Jude Law is so sexy when he‘s grumpy. [Accidental Sexiness]
Empress Zahara is giving Venice the stink-eye. [I’m Not Obsessed]
I love you Josh Holloway/Sawyer/James/LaFleur/The Hotness. [Pajiba]
Do not want: Bret Michaels has a thing for Ivana Trump. [The Frisky]
Kim Kardashian may be quitting reality television. [Celebslam]
I like Anderson Cooper, but he looks constipated here. [PopEater]
Kendra Wilkinson used to be a really damaged girl. [Starpulse]
Pamela Anderson looks… not good. Not horrible, but not good. [Hollywood Rag]