Jude Law is a sexy bastard for Dior Homme. [Accidental Sexiness]
Sharon Osbourne‘s plastic face is all kinds of wrong. [Go Fug Yourself]
Kanye West‘s Twitter is magical. [Evil Beet]
Lindsay Lohan‘s lawyer says Blohan is beautiful, eating Twizzlers. [Hollywood Rag]
More details about Chelsea Clinton‘s wedding. [Bitten and Bound]
Anne Rice announced on Facebook that she is no longer a Christian. [Gawker]
Things That Are Not Homoerotic: Woody Harrelson & Justin Timberlake rubbing their dicks on each other. [Seriously? OMG! WTF?]
Is Jessica Simpson the new Simon Cowell? [A Socialite Life]
Angelina Jolie‘s kids had play-dates with Liev Schreiber‘s kids. [Celebrity Baby Scoop]
P. Diddy whines about his interview with Martin Bashir, calls Bashir “racist”. [Bossip]
Chris Klein needs some more rehab. [Crazy Days and Nights]
Take note: Lourdes Leon coins new word, “Fabnosity”. [The Frisky]
Morgan Freeman is annoying, in a casket. [Moviefone]
Someone at Hello! Magazine doesn‘t care for Aniston. [CoverAwards]