Okay, I just watched this (above) video over at Dlisted, and I was totally blown away by Dakota Fanning. She filmed The Runaways when she was 15 years old, y’all! And just watch the video - which I guess is the official music video/trailer for “Cherry Bomb” from The Runaways. It rocked my socks off. Even though Kristen Stewart got most of the publicity in previous months for this stuff, it doesn’t really look like her Joan Jett does anything but run around sulking (much like Kristen in real life). But Dakota as Cherie Currie? Oh. My. God. Mark my words, come awards season - approximately 9 months from now - Dakota will be a contender.

I’m not the only one noticing. The NY Post declares that The Runaways will be “all about DakFan” while EW applauds the focus on Fanning. Seriously, this little girl is doing things on film that full-fledged women would balk at.

There are three more songs from The Runaways soundtrack here - including the song “California Paradise”.

Here’s the latest trailer for The Runaways. I got chills when I heard “Crimson and Clover”. It’s spooky how good this film looks:

Howard Stern held his mistress pageant today from among the participating women who slept with golfer Tiger Woods. Jamie Jungers, a bleached blonde former stripper and paid escort (which she denies, although madam Michelle Braun has the 1099 forms to prove it) took home the $75,000 prize from cheaters website AshleyMadison.com, along with a black diamond “mistress ring” with 4.5 carats total weight. (Note that the link has the top prize at $100,000, but photos show that it was $75,000. Here’s a link to a photo of Jungers in her tiara carrying the check. She seems to have lost some weight since she last did interviews.) Jaimee Grubbs, a brunette reality show contestant who shared text messages from Tiger with US Magazine, placed second and earned $15,000.

Both Jaimee and Jamie share the laughable honor of having slept with the worlds greatest golfer along with sporting what’s called an “anti-eyebrow piercing,” or a small stud in the teardrop area underneath the eye. (It just seems interesting to me that both Ja(i)m(i)ees have the same odd piercing.) Also participating in the pageant was Loredana Jolie (below) who previously told the press that Tiger enjoyed sex with men as well as all the women he was juggling on the side. She is said to be writing a tell-all book.

There aren’t many details available online about Stern’s pageant, except for the winner and runner up. Stern has yet to put any photos or text from today’s show on his website. TMZ sheds some light onto how blonde Jamie won, though. They say she told Howard “a bunch of personal information about Tiger … like the size of the club, what he wanted from her sexually speaking, and on and on.” I’d be interested in hearing that, but many of you would rather take a pass I’m sure.

Jungers previously said that she asked Tiger for money to help her out and that he turned her down. I’m sure this scandal is the best thing that’s happened to her in a long time.

Gah! I’ve just spent way too long looking for new photos of Lisa Marie Presley, but we don’t have access to anything from the last few months, and I can’t find a good image of this week’s Enquirer cover! I’m sorry, people, we’ll have to make do with these slightly older images (circa October 2009). Lisa Marie still looks heavy in them, but the whole Enquirer story is really mean. According to them, her weight has “ballooned to 165 pounds”. Um… not to be rude, but she’s a lot heavier than 165 pounds.

Lisa Marie Presley’s weight has recently ballooned to 165 pounds, friends believe, and they fear new binge eating could be endangering her health.

The chunky mother of four needs to lose at least 40 pounds, medical experts say, or put herself at risk of a fatal heart attack.

Lisa Marie’s bloated body is a chilling echo of her father Elvis Presley, who packed on weight near the end of his life - and at 42, she’s the SAME AGE as The King when he died.

Shocking new photos in the print edition clearly show Lisa Marie’s dramatic weight gain, especially her paunchy midsection, and The ENQUIRER can now reveal the secret heartaches behind her potentially deadly health crisis.

Close sources say she may be traumatized by the sudden death of her ex-husband Michael Jackson, frustrated by her stalled music career and battling to shed the baby weight she never lost after giving birth to twins.

For the FULL STORY with all the exclusive details you won’t find anywhere else - pick up the new ENQUIRER — on sale now! PLUS: shocking before and after pix of the once proud beauty who now bears an eerily resemblance to her father, Elvis, at the time of his bloated death!

[From The National Enquirer]

When CB and I were talking about this story, she mentioned that these “she’s gained weight” covers must sell really well, because they keep doing them about Kirstie Alley. Then she theorized that maybe it had something to do with Xenu. Which I thought she meant “Xenu commands you to eat donuts, fried chicken and gravy.” But she meant something else, so nevermind!

Also, the first thing I thought when I saw these photos is that she may be pregnant again? Discuss.

Lisa Marie Presley in London on October 13, 2009. Credit: INFphoto.com

FHM says that Kim Kardashian has “the best body on earth”. Um? [Lightly Salted]
Things that make sense: SATC makeup artists hating SJP. [Agent Bedhead]
Madge will design a Lola-inspired clothing line. WTH? [Celebrity Baby Scoop]
Eddie Murphy‘s new girlfriend is a soft-core pr0n actress. [Bossip]
Q&A with Matt Damon & Greg Kinnear. [Moviefone]
Jeremy Renner & Carey Mulligan?!? Lordy. [LimeLife]
Amanda Seyfried has a “minge” tattoo. [Celebnewswire]
Adam Lambert is a “Trojan warrior” in Flaunt Mag. [PopBytes]
A butt-tastic outtake from Megan Fox. [I Don’t Like You In That Way]
24 is probably cancelled. [Evil Beet]
This is maybe my favorite photo of Tom Ford, ever. [CoverAwards]
Coco, naked, tanning bed. Need I say more? [The Superficial]
Some Corey Haim tributes. [Crazy Days and Nights]
Jimmy Fallon‘s wipeout. Blame the booze! [Seriously? OMG! WTF?]
Orly Bloom & Miranda are still going strong. [Pop Sugar]
Oh, some good blind items. #2 - Antonio & Melanie? [ICYDK]

Well, hello, Sailor! Here’s a lovely photo of a scruffy, dirty, naughty Gerard Butler in London earlier today. Damn, something about him is working in these photos - he’s very sexy when he’s not photoshopped into a Tom Ford-esque oblivion. Anyhoodle, this morning big reveal of the April W Magazine cover (jointly with Jennifer Aniston) isn’t the only magazine appearance we can enjoy from our beloved raunchy Scotsman. He will also be the April cover boy for April’s Men’s Health Mag. I can’t find the cover anywhere, which is fine. Because we have some stellar interview excerpts… including a very naughty one in which he jokes about Jennifer Aniston and “trimming her bush”. Oh, you smarmy bastard!

Gerard Butler has revealed that he is such good friends with Jennifer Aniston that he once ‘trimmed her bush’.

The Scottish actor made his cheeky comments in a US men’s magazine and revealed the event happened at his Bounty Hunter co-star’s Christmas tree-trimming party.

He said: ‘Over Christmas [Jennifer] had a tree-trimming party that I went to. Yeah, I trimmed her bush.’

But he quickly backtracked, saying: ‘Sh-t. Please don’t put that in.’

The Law Abiding Citizen star, 40, who has been romantically linked to several of Hollywood’s A-listers including Aniston and Lindsay Lohan, also revealed that he is still single and “not a big relationship guy”.

He said: ‘I think I get laid less now than I used to, because I’m way more paranoid now – look at f-cking Tiger Woods! I mean, I’m nowhere near as naughty as I used to be, partly because I did a lot of that when I was drinking.’

‘I’m not saying I’ve cut that part out. I’m certainly no angel. There’s no smoke without fire. But, here’s the thing: while they’re accusing me of that, I’ve probably been off somewhere else doing damage with someone else. I’m pretty smart like that. I know how to get away with these things.’

He added: ‘In the last five years since coming out here, I’ve had two relationships. I’m not a big relationship guy. One of my vices is, I’m too wrapped up in myself and not always in a good way.’

[From Monsters and Critics]

Well… at least he’s honest, you know? What you see is what you get. He looks like a man-slut because he is a man-slut. He’s “not a big relationship guy,” he’s a “f-ck you four times in one night without knowing or caring about your name” guy. But isn’t it interesting that he name checked Tiger Woods? Is the Tiger Woods drama Gerard’s cautionary tale? Well, I have some good news for Gerry on that front: we would never be that pissed at Gerry for screwing everything that moves, because we know that’s how he is, and it’s not like he has a wife and kids. Oh, but I’ll buy that Gerard probably has as many lovers as Tiger used to. Gerry probably doesn’t remember their names, though.

Here’s Jennifer after a fresh bush-trimming:

Gerard Butler in London on March 10, 2010. Credit: Bauer-Griffin.

As a gift to her fans for reaching 60,000 Twitter followers, Coco posted a picture of herself standing naked in a tanning bed which is exactly why I take time out each month to recognize her fine service to… …read full story

This story is so gross, so hilarious, so ridiculous, I’m kind of thinking it just might be true. According to Life & Style Magazine, Demi Moore was attending a party at the Chateau Marmont recently. She brought her purse-holder Ashton Kutcher and her oldest daughter Rumer. While at the party, Demi decided to do a pole dance. Which is funny enough because, I mean, isn’t Demi afraid a strong wind will bust something on her face? But I digress. So, Demi did a pole dance, and then… she “encouraged Rumer to join her.” Gawd, MOM, stop embarrassing me!!!

Mothers and daughters like to shop together — but pole dancing? That’s what Striptease star Demi Moore, 47, and daughter Rumer Willis, 21, did for fun at a party at the Chateau Marmont in LA on Feb. 27.

“There was a pole at the bash, and Demi thought it would be fun to show everyone she still has what it takes,” a partygoer tells Life & Style. “Demi even spun around the pole upside down. It was incredible.”

Then it was Rumer’s turn, as stepdad Ashton Kutcher and A-listers Jennifer Aniston and Leonardo DiCaprio, among others, looked on.

“It was strange, but Demi encouraged Rumer to join her,” says the partygoer. “Everyone was cheering, and Leo gave Ashton a high-five. Ashton put his arms around both Demi and Rumer and looked like the proudest man in the room.”

[From Life & Style]

If my mother ever pole danced, I would check her into the hospital for fear she had a personality-altering brain tumor. If my mother even mentioned a wayward desire to pole dance, I would ask her to be quiet, lest I need to bleach my brain. But this could be the answer to many questions I have about Rumer, and why she is the way she is. Not that she’s a bad kid or anything, she just seems a little full of herself with very little actual talent to back up that ego. But if you had that mother, you would have some personality quirks too.

Demi and Rumer on September 3, 2009 and August 20. Credit: WENN.

Okay, I’ve waited long enough for Star Magazine to put this week’s cover story online, and they still won’t give it me, so I’m just going to make up my own story to go with what I think (hope) the cover story is. It seems to be all about those rumors that Katie was/is undergoing “intense auditing” by the Church of Scientology in preparation for her second pregnancy. Star even chose a photo of Katie looking a bit pregnant, although that’s not hard to do. She’s been “looking pregnant” off and on for a year. I’m starting to think she’s just a really bloaty girl with bad posture.

Anyway, Star gives us some clues about the story on the over. Katie is apparently going to be getting pregnant for the second time “against her will”. Which, in my mind, means “rape.” Which shouldn’t be splashed around tabloid covers just for the sheer tabloid trash of it all, even if it is “raped psychologically by Xenu.” Star’s headlines continue: Katie’s “prenatal Scientology sessions” and “agonizing detox” and “Tom tightens the leash”. All of this sounds really scary, right? And like it could be true.

You know what this reminds me of? Rosemary’s Baby. I’ve been thinking about that film for days now, ever since it was included in the Horror montage at the Oscars. I saw it first when I was in college, and it freaked my sh-t out. I came into the film knowing basically what it was about, but the first part - which is just like a hippie-dippy 1970s relationship movie lulled me into a fake comfort, and then, BAM! SPOILER: She gets raped by the devil. Cue terror. Do you think this has ever occurred to Katie? Like, she’s just sitting around and all of a sudden she’s like, “Holy crap, I’m being psychologically raped by Xenu, and it’s like Rosemary’s Baby for the 21st century!”

Anyway, there are some new photos of Katie shopping where she looks a little pregnant (once again, she often looks like that). We don’t have access to them, but you can see them at X17. Here are a couple more where Katie looks weird:

Eh, she doesn’t look that bad here. But notice how she’s trying to keep her purse in front of her stomach.

I call this photo, “Mommy, what the f-ck is up with your peep-toe boots?”

Still of ‘Rosemary’s Baby’ courtesy of Google Images. Cover courtesy of CoverAwards.

Here’s Jamie Jungers leaving The Howard Stern Show this morning where she took first place in a Miss Tiger Woods contest against Jaime Grubbs and Loredana Jolie by apparently describing his penis in the most detail. Why not? Ironically,… …read full story

The Lady Kanye of the Oscars, Elinor Burkett, was on Joy Behar’s CNN show on Tuesday to give her side of the story. Burkett provided one of the few interesting moments in an otherwise dreary ceremony when she jumped onto the stage when the director of the winning Documentary Short, Music by Prudence, was giving his acceptance speech. Brassy rough-voiced Burkett jumped on the stage and said “the man never lets the woman talk. Isn’t that just the classic thing? In a world in which most of us are told… that we can’t, Liyana, the [disabled] band behind this film, teaches us that we’re wrong. Against all odds they did, so we can.” She then name-checked some of the subjects of the film and the two pointed out that Prudence, the disabled subject of the film, was in the audience.

When asked what she was thinking when she interrupted the speech, Burkett said she realized they only had 45 seconds and said that she thought “if I don’t make it to that stage within 3 seconds he’s not going to thank the band, he’s only going to talk about himself.” Joy added “that’s what he did,” and Burkett agreed.

Burkett pointed out that she’s a producer of the film and that her name is on the Oscar. There’s a whole backstory there, as Burkett and the director she interrupted, Roger Ross Williams, have been fighting over creative direction. Williams says that Burkett doesn’t deserve credit for the film after she removed herself from the project. He claimed “I own the film. She has no claim whatsoever. She has nothing to do with the movie. She just ambushed me. I was sort of in shock.” Burkett counters that she got an Oscar with her name on it and had every right to speak. (Salon.com has much more from both sides if you’re interested.)

Turns out the woman who rushed the stage was Music By Prudence producer Elinor Burkett, whose name had also been called for the award. She tells EW that the confusion began because Williams had refused to discuss beforehand which one of them should speak on stage if they won. (The two aren’t on speaking terms due to a creative conflict over the film.) She also claims she only stepped in because he was neglecting to thank the film’s main subjects, the Zimbabwean band Liyana. And she had a few things to say about being compared to a certain mic-grabbing rapper:

“It’s ridiculous. I won an Oscar. Kanye West injected himself onto the stage where he didn’t belong. I don’t know why everyone is acting like I didn’t have the right to be there. My name was called, and I went up because because I won an Oscar. And that’s the only thing I kind of resent, is people acting like I didn’t get an Oscar. It’s really demeaning and denigrating to somebody who did all the work. The Producer’s Guild certified me as the producer. HBO certified me as the producer. There’s this assumption that [Roger] had more of a right to speak than I did. His Oscar is not bigger than my Oscar.“

[From EW]

Larry King gave Williams a platform for making his full Oscars acceptance speech, and Burkett was right - he didn’t thank the band or mention the message of the film and focused on all the people who made the achievement possible for him. He did go on to talk about Prudence and the band, but that was well after his 45 seconds would have expired and you can kind of tell that was an afterthought. I can’t hate on Lady Kanye and I have to hand it to her that she made an otherwise boring night kind of interesting. You can easily see how she would have a falling out with someone over a project, though. I doubt she’s easy to work with.